Essay: Attention atheists: Please get a life!

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More evidence that atheists quite often tend to be white, unmarried, socially challenged nerds! An atheists' meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended. The New York Times described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd — imagine a Star Trek convention, but older..."[1] For more information, please see Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women and Atheism and marriageability

Atheists, please consider the advice that William Shatner gave to Trekkies in a comedy skit: "Get a life!" VIDEO

It is time to abandon your atheist fantasy land - evolution and abiogenesis are atheist science fiction tales pretending to be science. God's creation testifies to His existence.

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Danger signs you may becoming an atheist nerd

Five telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a lonely atheist nerd

  1. When you are at your girlfriend's house, you cannot stop scowling at her mother's pictures of Jesus (Please see: The atheist and evolutionist helpline).
  1. You own more pocket protectors than shirts.
  1. You spend countless hours arguing with your girlfriend on the true definition of atheism and insist you are not diluting the definition of atheism given in most encyclopedias of philosophy.
  1. You try to convince every woman you meet to visit atheists' websites because you are mad at Conservapedia for pointing out that the web traffic tracking companies Alexa and Quantcast indicate that a majority of web visitors to prominent atheists' websites are males (Please see: Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women).
  1. You go into an uncontrollable rage when your girlfriend brings up shockofgod's question.

Postscript

Atheism is most illogical.

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Survey data and website tracking data of prominent atheists' websites indicate that in the Western World, atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women.[2][3][4] The atheist PZ Myers, who is featured in the picture above giving a presentation, recently commented that atheists' meetings tend to be significantly more attended by males.[5]

With the above in mind, does this video feature an atheist man with a robust mustache at an atheists' meeting? It certainly does not appear to! Click HERE to see the video and decide for yourself!

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See also

Notes

  1. ↑ http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/16/us/16beliefs.html
  2. ↑ http://www.americanreligionsurvey-aris.org/reports/NONES_08.pdf
  3. ↑ http://www.livescience.com/culture/090227-religion-men-women.html
  4. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  5. ↑ http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/the_woman_problem.php
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