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== Godless Britain, the birthplace of Darwinism, has become a land of British fat cats == | == Godless Britain, the birthplace of Darwinism, has become a land of British fat cats == | ||
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| + | [[File:Overweight British cat.jpg|thumbnail|230px|left|A British fat cat. | ||
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| + | ''The Guardian'' reported concerning the [[United Kingdom]]: "Fat cats – and dogs and rabbits – are expected to outstrip healthy ones within five years, as pet obesity rates continue to rise across the country..."<ref>[http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/mar/26/pet-obesity-a-growing-problem-in-the-uk Pet obesity a growing problem in the UK]</ref> ]] | ||
| + | [[File:Stephen-Fry.jpg|thumbnail|300px|right|Another British fat cat: The [[Atheism|atheist]] [[Stephen Fry]] holding a chocolate birthday cake. ]] | ||
{{Clear}} | {{Clear}} | ||
A Eurobarometer poll in 2010 reported that 37% of UK citizens "believed there is a God", 33% believe there is "some sort of spirit or life force" and 25% answered "I don't believe there is any sort of spirit, God or life force".<ref>[http://ec.europa.eu/public_opinion/archives/ebs/ebs_341_en.pdf Special Eurobarometer, biotechnology, p. 204"]. Fieldwork: Jan-Feb 2010.</ref> | A Eurobarometer poll in 2010 reported that 37% of UK citizens "believed there is a God", 33% believe there is "some sort of spirit or life force" and 25% answered "I don't believe there is any sort of spirit, God or life force".<ref>[http://ec.europa.eu/public_opinion/archives/ebs/ebs_341_en.pdf Special Eurobarometer, biotechnology, p. 204"]. Fieldwork: Jan-Feb 2010.</ref> | ||
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=== Google trend data for the term Flying Spaghetti Monster === | === Google trend data for the term Flying Spaghetti Monster === | ||
| − | *[ | + | *[https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=%2Fm%2F077xwz Flying Spaghetti Monster - Google trends data worldwide] |
| − | *[ | + | *[https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&geo=US&q=%2Fm%2F077xwz Flying Spaghetti Monster - Google trends data for the United States] |
| − | *[ | + | *[https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&geo=GB&q=%2Fm%2F077xwz Flying Spaghetti Monster - Google trends for Google UK] |
As you can see, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is losing what little popularity it had! Meanwhile, [[global creationism]] is growing rapidly. | As you can see, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is losing what little popularity it had! Meanwhile, [[global creationism]] is growing rapidly. | ||
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<ref>[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/04/97-of-worlds-population-growth-is.html 97% of the world's population growth is taking place in the developing world, where 95% of people are religious], Tuesday, April 30, 2013</ref>}} | <ref>[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/04/97-of-worlds-population-growth-is.html 97% of the world's population growth is taking place in the developing world, where 95% of people are religious], Tuesday, April 30, 2013</ref>}} | ||
| − | Kaufmann told a secular audience in Australia: "The trends that are happening worldwide inevitably in an age of globalization are going to affect us."<ref>[ | + | Kaufmann told a secular audience in Australia: "The trends that are happening worldwide inevitably in an age of globalization are going to affect us."<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NtvDErEmBY Shall the religious inherit the earth - Festival of Dangerous Ideas - Eric Kaufmann]</ref> |
See also: [[Global atheism|Decline of global atheism]] and [[Desecularization]] | See also: [[Global atheism|Decline of global atheism]] and [[Desecularization]] | ||
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It is just a matter of time before evolutionists propose the transitional animal the flying kitty! | It is just a matter of time before evolutionists propose the transitional animal the flying kitty! | ||
| − | == | + | == Evolutionists still can't explain how cats evolved the ability to drink milk without wetting their chins! == |
[http://creation.com/how-cats-drink-without-wetting-chins God's amazing cat trick] | [http://creation.com/how-cats-drink-without-wetting-chins God's amazing cat trick] | ||
| − | [[Evolution]]ists can't explain how [[cat]]s evolved the ability to drink milk without wetting their chins. | + | [[Evolution]]ists still can't explain how [[cat]]s evolved the ability to drink milk without wetting their chins. Checkmate evolutionists! |
== Articles and comedy relating to atheist and evolutionist fat cats == | == Articles and comedy relating to atheist and evolutionist fat cats == | ||
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*[http://www.joshlovesjen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/animal12.jpg The Elephird] | *[http://www.joshlovesjen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/animal12.jpg The Elephird] | ||
*[http://weirdandwacky.edublogs.org/2011/03/21/bizarre-animals-hippocrabs/ The Crippo] | *[http://weirdandwacky.edublogs.org/2011/03/21/bizarre-animals-hippocrabs/ The Crippo] | ||
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*[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MjIhQcMEH3g/SZcMIJe6J6I/AAAAAAAAAfE/yd-zFEmoAR8/s320/16.jpg The Chickog] | *[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MjIhQcMEH3g/SZcMIJe6J6I/AAAAAAAAAfE/yd-zFEmoAR8/s320/16.jpg The Chickog] | ||
*[http://www.dphotojournal.com/images/inspirations/photoshopped-animals.jpg The Deal] | *[http://www.dphotojournal.com/images/inspirations/photoshopped-animals.jpg The Deal] | ||
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*[[Essay: Where was Sam Harris when the New Atheists needed him?|Where was neuroscientist Sam Harris when the New Atheists needed him?]] | *[[Essay: Where was Sam Harris when the New Atheists needed him?|Where was neuroscientist Sam Harris when the New Atheists needed him?]] | ||
*[[Essay: Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?|Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?]] | *[[Essay: Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?|Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?]] | ||
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*[[Essay:Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution|Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution]] | *[[Essay:Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution|Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution]] | ||
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== Richard Dawkins vs. the Flying Kitty == | == Richard Dawkins vs. the Flying Kitty == | ||
| − | [[File:Cat.jpg|center|350px|thumbnail|People are flocking to the Flying Kitty web page and the excitement is raging! [[Richard Dawkins]] is quite jealous of the Flying Kitty who is adored and beloved by women worldwide. The web traffic tracking companies Alexa and Quantcast indicate that Richard Dawkins' lady viewership is below average which is quite embarrassing to Richard Dawkins.<ref> | + | [[File:Cat.jpg|center|350px|thumbnail|People are flocking to the Flying Kitty web page and the excitement is raging! [[Richard Dawkins]] is quite jealous of the Flying Kitty who is adored and beloved by women worldwide. The web traffic tracking companies Alexa and Quantcast indicate that Richard Dawkins' lady viewership is below average which is quite embarrassing to Richard Dawkins.<ref>[http://www.quantcast.com/richarddawkins.net#demographics Quantcast - Demographics for RichardDawkins.net]</ref> See: [[Richard Dawkins' loss of influence]] and [[Elevatorgate]] ]] |
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
Revision as of 02:29, January 22, 2020
In your examination of the flying kitty, please notice the much debated "tail rudder system" which evolutionary "scientists" claim evolved over time, but which creation scientists assert is obviously the work of intelligent design.
Flying kitties are believed by evolutionists to be closely related to the flying pig species, but creation scientists counter that evolutionists have yet to offer any proof and evidence for this claim.
For details on how evolutionary "scientists" arrive at their findings please see: You obviously don't understand how science works...
Contents
- 1 Are there flying kitties? Any evolutionist imagination involved?
- 2 Godless Britain, the birthplace of Darwinism, has become a land of British fat cats
- 3 The Flying Spaghetti Monster is losing what little popularity it had
- 4 Evolutionists embarrass themselves - again!
- 5 Evolutionists still can't explain how cats evolved the ability to drink milk without wetting their chins!
- 6 Articles and comedy relating to atheist and evolutionist fat cats
- 7 Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty
- 8 Other transitional animals alleged by evolutionists?
- 9 Flying kitty missing links
- 10 How fish evolved out - an ironic tale
- 11 The dreaded Flying Kitty furball caught in the throats of numerous evolutionists
- 12 Collection of atheist fat cat articles
- 13 Flying Animal Zoo Exhibit
- 14 A flying kitty dinosaur
- 15 Richard Dawkins vs. the Flying Kitty
- 16 See also
- 17 Flying Kitty Series
- 18 The Flying Kitty Squadron
- 19 The Flying Kitty Air Force
- 20 The Flying Kitty Extinction
- 21 External links
- 22 References
Are there flying kitties? Any evolutionist imagination involved?
Concerning pictures of the supposed ancestors of man featured in science journals and the news media, Boyce Rensberger wrote in the journal Science:
| “ | Unfortunately, the vast majority of artist's conceptions are based more on imagination than on evidence. But a handful of expert natural-history artists begin with the fossil bones of a hominid and work from there…. Much of the reconstruction, however, is guesswork. Bones say nothing about the fleshy parts of the nose, lips, or ears. Artists must create something between an ape and a human being; the older the specimen is said to be, the more apelike they make it.... Hairiness is a matter of pure conjecture.[1][2] | ” |
Godless Britain, the birthplace of Darwinism, has become a land of British fat cats
See also: Godless Britain is the fat man of Europe
The Guardian reported concerning the United Kingdom: "Fat cats – and dogs and rabbits – are expected to outstrip healthy ones within five years, as pet obesity rates continue to rise across the country..."[3]
A Eurobarometer poll in 2010 reported that 37% of UK citizens "believed there is a God", 33% believe there is "some sort of spirit or life force" and 25% answered "I don't believe there is any sort of spirit, God or life force".[4]
Britain is the birth place of Darwinism. Since World War II a majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the evolutionary position which employs methodological naturalism have been atheists and agnostics.[5]
Professor Terence Stephenson in Measuring Up, a report on the nation's obesity crisis by the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges (AoMRC) called Britain "the fat man of Europe".[6]
In May of 2014, the British paper The Mirror reported that according to the British medical journal Lancet, British girls are the most overweight girls in Western Europe.[7] In Britain, 29.2% of girls under the age of 20 are classed as excessively heavy with just over 8% meeting the clinical definition of obesity.[8]
See also:
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is losing what little popularity it had
According to Google trends data, public interest in the Flying Spaghetti Monster has fallen - as has interest in evolutionary ideas.[10] Meanwhile, global creationism is growing.
See also: The Flying Spaghetti Monster is losing what little popularity it had
Rory Fenton, who is the president of the National Federation of Atheist, Humanist and Secular Student Societies (AHS) declared in 2014:[11]
"...at London South Bank University our members were told they could not invite speakers who criticised religion at all, or even engage religious societies in debates, putting joining the South Bank Atheist Society on a par with joining the BNP. This February the same university banned images of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a satirical deity in which nobody believes, on the grounds that they were "religiously offensive".[12]
Muslims were offended by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.[13]
Evidently, the demons that run the religions of atheism and evolution are weaker than the demon who runs the religion of Islam! No more Flying Spaghetti Monster for you godless, English, university students! See also: Desecularization of Britain in the 21st century
The atheist philosopher of science Michael Ruse said "Evolution is a religion. This was true of evolution in the beginning, and it is true of evolution still today."[14] In the their Question evolution! campaign, Creation Ministries International asserts that evolution is a religion.[15]
See also:
Google trend data for the term Flying Spaghetti Monster
As you can see, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is losing what little popularity it had! Meanwhile, global creationism is growing rapidly.
By the way evolutionists, the Flying Kitty is quite pleased that worldwide searches for the term "cat" is WAY UP at a popular search engine beginning with a G!
More bad news for Flying Spaghetti Monster fans
Kenneth R. Miller's number one argument in the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District trial has been shot down as the beta-globin pseudogene appears to be functional.[16]
Google trend data: Worldwide interest in evolutionary ideas has fallen
- Worldwide interest in evolutionary ideas
- Jesus vs. Richard Dawkins and PZ Myers - Jesus wins!
- Worldwide online interest in Jesus vs. worldwide online interest in Charles Darwin
- How stale and boring is evolutionary indoctrination? Is the public fooled or are they suspicious? What is the trend?
Decline of global atheism
Since World War II a majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the evolutionary position which employs methodological naturalism have been atheists and agnostics (see also: Causes of evolutionary belief)[17]
On July 24, 2013, CNS News reported:
| “ | Atheism is in decline worldwide, with the number of atheists falling from 4.5% of the world’s population in 1970 to 2.0% in 2010 and projected to drop to 1.8% by 2020, according to a new report by the Center for the Study of Global Christianity at Gordon-Conwell Theological Seminary in South Hamilton, Mass."[18] | ” |
On December 23, 2012, Professor Eric Kaufmann who teaches at Birbeck College, University of London wrote:
| “ | I argue that 97% of the world's population growth is taking place in the developing world, where 95% of people are religious.
On the other hand, the secular West and East Asia has very low fertility and a rapidly aging population. The demographic disparity between the religious, growing global South and the aging, secular global North will peak around 2050. In the coming decades, the developed world's demand for workers to pay its pensions and work in its service sector will soar alongside the booming supply of young people in the third world. Ergo, we can expect significant immigration to the secular West which will import religious revival on the back of ethnic change. In addition, those with religious beliefs tend to have higher birth rates than the secular population, with fundamentalists having far larger families. The epicentre of these trends will be in immigration gateway cities like New York (a third white), Amsterdam (half Dutch), Los Angeles (28% white), and London, 45% white British. [19] |
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Kaufmann told a secular audience in Australia: "The trends that are happening worldwide inevitably in an age of globalization are going to affect us."[20]
See also: Decline of global atheism and Desecularization
Evolutionists embarrass themselves - again!
The Journal of the American Chemical Society gives consideration to the notion of a T-rex in flying saucers and velociraptors with laser blasters and then pulls the journal article. See: ET-rex: dinosaurs on other planets?
It is just a matter of time before evolutionists propose the transitional animal the flying kitty!
Evolutionists still can't explain how cats evolved the ability to drink milk without wetting their chins!
Evolutionists still can't explain how cats evolved the ability to drink milk without wetting their chins. Checkmate evolutionists!
Articles and comedy relating to atheist and evolutionist fat cats
(photo obtained from Flickr, see license agreement)
Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty
Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty
Other transitional animals alleged by evolutionists?
- The Squirusky
- The Birddogs of North America
- The Polar Lion
- The Squirouger
- The Shird
- The Tigerhawk
- The Dork
- The Elephird
- The Crippo
- The Chickog
- The Deal
Flying kitty missing links
see: Lack of any clear transitional forms for flying kitties
How fish evolved out - an ironic tale
The dreaded Flying Kitty furball caught in the throats of numerous evolutionists
Conservapedia's satire of evolution which features a flying cat is a hairball which certainly appears to be caught is some evolutionists' throats! Everyone knows the Flying Kitty is a thousand times better than the Flying Spaghetti Monster. There really is no comparison.
Collection of atheist fat cat articles
- PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum
- Professor PZ Myers fails his applied biology course
- Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?
- Where was neuroscientist Sam Harris when the New Atheists needed him?
- Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?
- Overweight atheists comedy and satire
- Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution
Flying Animal Zoo Exhibit
A flying kitty dinosaur
Richard Dawkins vs. the Flying Kitty
See also
- Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian
- Evidence for Christianity
- Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution (large collection of comedy/satire concerning atheism and evolution)
- The transitional animal the flying pig?
- Evolution
- Atheism
- The flying kitty dinosaur
- Theory of Evolution and Cases of Fraud, Hoaxes and Speculation
- You obviously don't understand how science works...
- Dinosaur
- Poe's law
- Satires of evolution
Flying Kitty Series
For more information please see: The Flying Kitty series
The Flying Kitty Squadron
The Flying Kitty Air Force
The Flying Kitty Extinction
External links
- Flying kitty - Activate wings
- A Flying Kitty at Flickr
- Flying kitty
- A Flying Kitty - Strange Zoo
- Flying cat
Video:
References
- ↑ Frank Sherwin, M.A., "Human Evolution" An Update
- ↑ Bert Thompson, P.H.D. and Brad Harrub, P.H.D., 15 Answers to John Rennie and Scientific American's Nonsense
- ↑ Pet obesity a growing problem in the UK
- ↑ Special Eurobarometer, biotechnology, p. 204". Fieldwork: Jan-Feb 2010.
- ↑
- Dr. Don Batten, A Who’s Who of evolutionists Creation 20(1):32, December 1997.
- Jonathan Sarfati, Ph.D.,F.M., Refuting Evolution, Chapter 1, Facts and Bias
- ↑ Britain: 'the fat man of Europe'
- ↑ British girls are FATTEST in western Europe claims alarming new research by The Lancet, Mirror, Ben Burrows, May 29, 2014 10:52
- ↑ British girls are FATTEST in western Europe claims alarming new research by The Lancet, Mirror, Ben Burrows, May 29, 2014 10:52
- ↑ Why are British Student Unions imposing Islamic rules?
- ↑ *Flying Spaghetti Monster - Google trends data worldwide
- Flying Spaghetti Monster - Google trends data for the United States
- Flying Spaghetti Monster - Google trends for Google UK
- Worldwide interest in evolutionary ideas
- Jesus vs. Richard Dawkins and PZ Myers - Jesus wins!
- Worldwide online interest in Jesus vs. worldwide online interest in Charles Darwin
- How stale and boring is evolutionary indoctrination? Is the public fooled or are they suspicious? What is the trend?
- ↑ Atheist students must fight back
- ↑ Why are British Student Unions imposing Islamic rules?
- ↑ Why are British Student Unions imposing Islamic rules?
- ↑ Ruse, M., How evolution became a religion: creationists correct? National Post, pp. B1,B3,B7 May 13, 2000.
- ↑ 15 questions for evolutionists
- ↑ Kenneth R. Miller's number one argument in the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District trial has been shot down as the beta-globin pseudogene appears to be functional.
- ↑
- Dr. Don Batten, A Who’s Who of evolutionists Creation 20(1):32, December 1997.
- Jonathan Sarfati, Ph.D.,F.M., Refuting Evolution, Chapter 1, Facts and Bias
- ↑ Global Study: Atheists in Decline, Only 1.8% of World Population by 2020
- ↑ 97% of the world's population growth is taking place in the developing world, where 95% of people are religious, Tuesday, April 30, 2013
- ↑ Shall the religious inherit the earth - Festival of Dangerous Ideas - Eric Kaufmann
- ↑ Quantcast - Demographics for RichardDawkins.net
