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| − | <big>'''ROCK OPERA FOR ANDY SCHLAFLY'''</big>
| + | A '''fly''' can be used to describe many types of flying [[insects]] of the order diptera (probably from the same [[baramin]]), though it is most often used to mean [[house fly]], a household pest that lays [[eggs]] in [[garbage]] which hatch into [[maggot]]s, the larval stage of flies. Flies are the only insects to have two wings instead of zero or four ("diptera" means "two wings"). |
| − | [[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|center|HAPPY BIRFDAY]] | + | |
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| − | <center>CHORUS:<br>
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| − | He is teh Assfly! Teh Assfly!<br>
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| − | Be careful if you get him pissed!<br>
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| − | Ass! Teh Assfly!<br>
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| − | He’ll smite you with home schooling fists!<br>
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| − | Writing all he can, he’s just an ass,<br>
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| − | a wiki-er of words making a mess!<br>
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| − | He went to Harvard Law,<br>
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| − | he’s dull, a major flaw<br>
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| − | Born in 1961, weaned in 1994!<br>
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| − | He is teh Assfly!<br>
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| − | NARRATOR (Spoken):<br>
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| − | Oh look, but there he is, what will he say?<br>
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| − | TEH ASSFLY:<br>
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| − | I’m a lonely Schlafly, a lonely Schlafly from Phyl!<br>
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| − | I wonder what I’ll write about? I think I’ll write about gays!<br>
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| − | CHORUS:<br>
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| − | Assfly! Assfly! Assfly!<br>
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| − | TEH ASSFLY:<br>
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| − | I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I've turned into a bug!<br>
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| − | I see Bugler! What? I see I think I’ve turned into a bug!<br>
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| − | I ain't got no common sense, I think I've turned into a bug!<br>
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| − | Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, I'm a lawyer, and I've turned into a bug!<br>
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| − | Phyllis like my daddy, I'm her baby, still a baby, like I've turned into a bug!<br>
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| − | Yeah! Yeah!<br>
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| − | CHORUS:<br>
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| − | He is teh Assfly!<br>
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| − | TEH ASSFLY:<br>
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| − | Living like an ass ain't easy!<br>
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| − | My Wiki don't seem to need me!<br>
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| − | It's gathered up all these huge jerks,<br>
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| − | I don't really know 'bout their work<br>
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| − | I don't want no vandalizing,<br>
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| − | No, I'm just not sympathizing!<br>
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| − | Living like an ass ain't easy!<br>
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| − | Living like an ass ain't easy!<br>
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| − | JIMBO WALES (Spoken):<br>
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| − | Welcome to Wikipedia, Assfly! My name is Jimbo! I don't think you're going to like it here!<br>
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| − | CHORUS:<br>
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| − | He is teh Assfly!<br>
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| − | </center>
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| − | ==References==
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| − | [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uaaF83eVig&feature=related With apologies to ''Home Movies'']<br> | + | |
| − | [http://www.math.sc.edu/~olmoj/heisfranzkafka.html Lyrics]
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