Laura Bush

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Laura Bush is the current First Lady of the United States and the wife of US President George W. Bush. Prior to becoming First Lady of the Nation, she served as First Lady of Texas. She was also a schoolteacher.

Little does everyone know that Laura is a robot from the planet Zorkon, sent to reanimate the dead for an army of zombies, which will soon take over our earth.

She frequently sucks George's cock, but only on Wednesday nights. Every other night, Laura's cunt gets licked by Dubya, since he is literally pussy whipped. It's okay though, since having all of his representitives hands up his ass fill George with impure pleasure, as the prostate is where they frequently hit. Both Karl "Danger" Rove and Dick are disgusted by this, but it's sadly the only way to control a hand puppet such as George.

She met George during a good ol' fashioned BBQ. He was snorting coke in the back while she was turning tricks with the older gentlemen of the party.

Jesus sanctified their union, and will frequently three-way with the couple.

1963 Car Accident

In 1963 Laura Bush, then known as Laura Welch and only 17 years old at the time, was driving her Chevrolet sedan on a clear night shortly after 8 p.m. on Nov. 6, 1963. She ran a stop sign at an intersection and struck a Corvair sedan driven by 17 year old Michael Douglas. Douglas was killed. This is recorded in a two-page accident report released by the city of Midland, Texas. No charges were filled.[1]