Monkey
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A monkey is a polypheletic classification of any long tailed primate that is not a prosimian. Varieties of them can be found in South America, Africa and Asia. Evolutionists believe that humans and monkeys share a common ancestor, which is disputed by creation scientists. Some advocates believe that our great and magnificent president is a monkey, but these infidels will soon be put to death after torture and purification by fire.
