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A '''month''' is a portion of a year corresponding roughly to the passage of the [[Earth]] round the moon (a 'lunar month', of which there are, in fact, thirteen). There are twelve terrestrial months in the [[Gregorian Calendar]], a practice started with the [[Roman]]s in the [[Julian Calendar]]. The months are named after pagan gods, goddesses, festivals, events, Roman emperorsm, and numbers. The ninth to twelfth months are named after the [[Latin]] words for seven to ten because in [[Roman]] times the year started with March.
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[Intro: Pharrell]
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Everybody get up
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Everybody get up
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Hey, hey, hey
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Hey, hey, hey
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Hey, hey, hey
  
==Months of the Year==
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[Verse 1: Robin Thicke]
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If you can't hear what I'm trying to say
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If you can't read from the same page
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Maybe I'm going deaf,
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Maybe I'm going blind
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Maybe I'm out of my mind
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[Pharrell:] Everybody get up
  
The months in order:
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[Pre-chorus: Robin Thicke]
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OK now he was close, tried to domesticate you
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But you're an animal, baby, it's in your nature
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Just let me liberate you
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Hey, hey, hey
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You don't need no papers
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Hey, hey, hey
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That man is not your maker
  
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[Chorus: Robin Thicke]
|-
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And that's why I'm gon' take a good girl
! Name
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I know you want it
! Days
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I know you want it
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I know you want it
|January
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You're a good girl
|31
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Can't let it get past me
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You're far from plastic
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Talk about getting blasted
|February
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I hate these blurred lines
|28
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I know you want it
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I know you want it
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I know you want it
|March
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But you're a good girl
|31
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The way you grab me
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Must wanna get nasty
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Go ahead, get at me
|April
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[Pharrell:] Everybody get up
|30
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|-
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|-
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|May
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|31
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|-
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|-
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|June
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|30
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|-
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|-
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|July
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|31
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|-
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|-
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|August
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|31
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|-
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|-
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|September
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|30
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|-
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|-
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|October
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|31
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|-
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|-
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|November
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|30
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|-
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|-
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|December
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|31
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|-
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|}
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On [[leap year]]s, February will have 29 days instead of 28.
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[Verse 2: Robin Thicke]
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What do they make dreams for
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When you got them jeans on
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What do we need steam for
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You the hottest bitch in this place
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I feel so lucky
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Hey, hey, hey
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You wanna hug me
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Hey, hey, hey
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What rhymes with hug me?
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Hey, hey, hey
  
A rhyme taught to children to remember the days of the month:
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[Pre-chorus: Robin Thicke]
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OK now he was close, tried to domesticate you
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But you're an animal, baby it's in your nature
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Just let me liberate you
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Hey, hey, hey
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You don't need no papers
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Hey, hey, hey
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That man is not your maker
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Hey, hey, hey
  
:''Thirty days hath September''
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[Chorus: Robin Thicke]
:''April, June, and November''  
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And that's why I'm gon' take a good girl
:''All the rest have thirty-one''  
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I know you want it
:''Except for February alone''
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I know you want it
:''Which has twenty-eight days clear''  
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I know you want it
:''And twenty-nine in each leap year ''
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You're a good girl
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Can't let it get past me
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You're far from plastic
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Talk about getting blasted
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[Pharrell:] Everybody get up
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I hate these blurred lines
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I know you want it
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I hate them lines
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I know you want it
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I hate them lines
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I know you want it
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But you're a good girl
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The way you grab me
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Must wanna get nasty
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Go ahead, get at me
  
===January===
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[Verse 3: T.I.]
Originally named after [[Janus]], the two-headed [[Mythology|Roman god]] of the New Year. One of his heads looks back to the previous year, and the other looks forward in anticipation of the coming year.  [[New Year's Day]] and [[Martin Luther King Day]] are holidays that both occur during January.
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One thing I ask of you
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Let me be the one you back that ass to
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Go, from Malibu, to Paris, boo
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Yeah, I had a bitch, but she ain't bad as you
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So hit me up when you pass through
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I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two
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Swag on, even when you dress casual
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I mean it's almost unbearable
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In a hundred years not dare, would I
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Pull a Pharside let you pass me by
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Nothing like your last guy, he too square for you
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He don't smack that ass and pull your hair like that
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So I just watch and wait for you to salute
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But you didn't pick
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Not many women can refuse this pimpin'
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I'm a nice guy, but don't get it if you get with me
  
===February===
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[Bridge: Robin Thicke]
The word derives from the [[Latin]] "Februārius" (ménsis), meaning "expiatory" (month), derivative of "februa," meaning "expiatory offerings."  It was named after the Roman purification or forgiveness festival.  It is the shortest of the months.  [[President's Day]] and [[Valentine's Day]] fall within February.
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Shake the vibe, get down, get up
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Do it like it hurt, like it hurt
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What you don't like work?
  
===March===
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[Pre-chorus: Robin Thicke]
Originally amed after the Roman god of war, [[Mars (Mythology)|Mars]]. During Roman era, it was the first month of the year, thus explaining the names of September, October, November and December (respectively seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth in Latin, referring to their former relatives positions in the Roman calendar).  [[St. Patrick's Day]] occurs in March as does the famous reference to the [[Ides of March]], the death of [[Julius Caesar]].  [[Easter]] takes place in either March or April.
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Baby can you breathe? I got this from Jamaica
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It always works for me, Dakota to Decatur, uh huh
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No more pretending
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Hey, hey, hey
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Cause now you winning
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Hey, hey, hey
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Here's our beginning
  
===April===
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[Chorus: Robin Thicke]
From the Latin word aperire meaning "to open" as in flower buds.  The first day of April is [[April Fools Day]].  Easter takes place in either March or April
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I always wanted a good girl
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(Pharrell: Everybody get up)
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I know you want it
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I know you want it
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I know you want it
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You're a good girl
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Can't let it get past me
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You're far from plastic
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Talk about getting blasted
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I hate these blurred lines
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(Pharrell: Everybody get up)
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I know you want it
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I know you want it
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I know you want it
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But you're a good girl
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The way you grab me
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Must wanna get nasty
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Go ahead, get at me
  
===May===
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[Outro: Pharrell]
Named after the [[Norse]] goddess of the Earth, [[Maia]]. [[Mother's Day]] is in May.
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Everybody get up
 
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Everybody get up
===June===
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Hey, hey, hey
Was named for [[Juno]], the wife of [[Jupiter]] in Roman mythology.  [[Father's Day]] is in June.
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===July===
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Was named after [[Julius Caesar]], the famous Roman general and statesman who was the creator of the [[Julian Calendar]].  The [[Fourth of July]] is celebrated as the day of the [[United States]] independence from [[Great Britain]].
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===August===
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Was named after [[Augustus]] Caesar, the first Emperor of Rome.
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===September===
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Literally means "seventh month" in Latin in reference to its location in the old Roman Calendar.  [[Labor Day]] is in September.
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===October===
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Literally means "eighth month" in Latin in reference to its location in the old Roman Calendar.  [[Halloween]] takes place on the last day of October.
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===November===
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Literally means "ninth month" in Latin in reference to its location in the old Roman Calendar.  [[Thanksgiving]] takes place in November as does [[Veterans Day]].
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===December===
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Literally means "tenth month" in Latin in reference to its location in the old Roman Calendar.  [[Christmas]] takes place in December.
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==See Also==
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* [[Season]]s
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[[Category:Chronology]]
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Revision as of 21:36, August 10, 2014

[Intro: Pharrell] Everybody get up Everybody get up Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey

[Verse 1: Robin Thicke] If you can't hear what I'm trying to say If you can't read from the same page Maybe I'm going deaf, Maybe I'm going blind Maybe I'm out of my mind [Pharrell:] Everybody get up

[Pre-chorus: Robin Thicke] OK now he was close, tried to domesticate you But you're an animal, baby, it's in your nature Just let me liberate you Hey, hey, hey You don't need no papers Hey, hey, hey That man is not your maker

[Chorus: Robin Thicke] And that's why I'm gon' take a good girl I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it You're a good girl Can't let it get past me You're far from plastic Talk about getting blasted I hate these blurred lines I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it But you're a good girl The way you grab me Must wanna get nasty Go ahead, get at me [Pharrell:] Everybody get up

[Verse 2: Robin Thicke] What do they make dreams for When you got them jeans on What do we need steam for You the hottest bitch in this place I feel so lucky Hey, hey, hey You wanna hug me Hey, hey, hey What rhymes with hug me? Hey, hey, hey

[Pre-chorus: Robin Thicke] OK now he was close, tried to domesticate you But you're an animal, baby it's in your nature Just let me liberate you Hey, hey, hey You don't need no papers Hey, hey, hey That man is not your maker Hey, hey, hey

[Chorus: Robin Thicke] And that's why I'm gon' take a good girl I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it You're a good girl Can't let it get past me You're far from plastic Talk about getting blasted [Pharrell:] Everybody get up I hate these blurred lines I know you want it I hate them lines I know you want it I hate them lines I know you want it But you're a good girl The way you grab me Must wanna get nasty Go ahead, get at me

[Verse 3: T.I.] One thing I ask of you Let me be the one you back that ass to Go, from Malibu, to Paris, boo Yeah, I had a bitch, but she ain't bad as you So hit me up when you pass through I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two Swag on, even when you dress casual I mean it's almost unbearable In a hundred years not dare, would I Pull a Pharside let you pass me by Nothing like your last guy, he too square for you He don't smack that ass and pull your hair like that So I just watch and wait for you to salute But you didn't pick Not many women can refuse this pimpin' I'm a nice guy, but don't get it if you get with me

[Bridge: Robin Thicke] Shake the vibe, get down, get up Do it like it hurt, like it hurt What you don't like work?

[Pre-chorus: Robin Thicke] Baby can you breathe? I got this from Jamaica It always works for me, Dakota to Decatur, uh huh No more pretending Hey, hey, hey Cause now you winning Hey, hey, hey Here's our beginning

[Chorus: Robin Thicke] I always wanted a good girl (Pharrell: Everybody get up) I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it You're a good girl Can't let it get past me You're far from plastic Talk about getting blasted I hate these blurred lines (Pharrell: Everybody get up) I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it But you're a good girl The way you grab me Must wanna get nasty Go ahead, get at me

[Outro: Pharrell] Everybody get up Everybody get up Hey, hey, hey