Rick Santorum
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Santorum can refer to:
1. The frothy mix of ejaculate and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of dabuttsechs. It may also include lube. But who uses lube? 2. Any other composite miasma of unpleasantness metaphorically similar to said frothy mix. 3. An ultra-conservative Senator who has since been thrown out of the United States Congress for being a fag.