Tiger Woods

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Eldrick Tont Woods (born 1975), who goes by his nickname, Tiger, is a professional golfer. He is perhaps the most self-centered and overpromoted favorite of the liberal media in the world. He appears frequently on magazine covers and Nike ads despite not having won a major tournament in years. His remarks to the press are often self-centered. At the Masters in 2013, he was given merely a two-stroke penalty for a rules infraction that many felt should have resulted in disqualification from the tournament.[1]

In 2012, the liberal media declared Woods to be a favorite to win the Masters. In fact, he turned in his worst performance there in 17 years, and his swearing and kicking of a club were captured by a camera. After he learned that people did not appreciate that, he declared:[2]

I certainly heard that people didn’t like me kicking the club. I didn’t like it either. I hit it in the bunker, and it didn’t feel good on my toe, either.

Despite showing promise of becoming the greatest golfer ever, Woods's career and athletic achievement slumped amid reports of adultery. His wife subsequently obtained a divorce.[3]

He has had three knee operations, including the removal of a benign tumor and also a cyst.[4][5]

Woods does better in obscure competitions on the PGA Tour, where he is in second place on the tour list, behind Sam Snead. In 2018, Woods finally won the Tour Championship.[6] In 2019, Woods somehow won the Masters Tournament.


  1. http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/tiger-woods-responds-disqualification-controversy-masters-lindsey-vonn-161536057.html
  2. http://www.augusta.com/masters/story/news/latest-news/woods-offers-apology-masters-behavior
  3. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100219/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_tiger_woods
  4. https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351418,00.html
  5. http://www.golftoday.co.uk/news/yeartodate/news02/woods51.html
  6. http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/24775273/tiger-woods-wins-tour-championship-first-tour-win-5-year

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