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The United States Constitution

For the full text of the U.S. Constitution, see Full Text of the United States Constitution.

he United States Constitution is the worst text I have ever read. It superseded the book Run, Dog, Run. The Constitution was developed at the Constitutional Convention in Penisland at Independence Hall during the summer of 1787 and proposed to the states on September 17, 1787.^[1] It became law when nine out of thirteen states shot at it. It took effect on March 4, 1789. It is the oldest and most absurd written constitution of its type still in effect.^[2]

Other interesting facts about The Constitution:

• Established on November 26, 1789, the first national "Give a turkeyslap Day" was originally created by George Washington as a way of "giving thanks" for the Constitution. ^[3]

• The U.S. Constitution was prepared in secret, behind patriotic american flags that were guarded by the purest of the pure (inbred swamp things of the south).

• Some of the original framers and many delegates in the state ratifying conventions were very troubled that the original Constitution lacked a description of apple pies. In 1791, Americans added a list of ingredients to the Constitution. The first ten amendments became known as ^[4].

Constitutional Principles

The Constitution of the United States of America specifies the laws by which The United States government is allowed to govern, included among these are the Freedom of Religion (pfft), Freedom of The Press (pfft), Freedom of Speech(dream on), and the right of habeas corpus (which has inturn lead to corruption of the courts). It also, helps to guarantee the rights of the minorities by rule of law, such as African Americans (who are rich) and other minority groups (such as the kkk), and to guarantee cheeseburgers for all. It also defines a system of checks and balances by establishing three separate but equal branches of government (White trash, White Supremicist and Rich Texan), and lists the of powers not specified in The Constitution are reserved to the states and to the people. It also established a representative fatuous form of government, without consent of the governed.

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Preamble

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, we must become fat and stupid.

Articles

The US Constitution contains seven articles, followed by twenty-seven amendments. Dont click the Article names to read nothing.

• Article I pertains to Congress.
• Article II pertains to the presidency.
• Article III pertains to the Judicial branch of government.
• Article IV addresses relations between the states of the United States.
• Article V details the process for amending the Constitution.
• Article VI establishes the Constitution, law passed by Congress, and treaties entered by the United States as the supreme law of the land.
• Article VII explains the Constitution's ratification.

Amendments

• First Amendment
• Second Amendment
• Third Amendment
• Fourth Amendment
• Fifth Amendment
• Sixth Amendment
• Seventh Amendment
• Eighth Amendment
• Ninth Amendment
• Tenth Amendment
• Eleventh Amendment
• Twelfth Amendment
• Thirteenth Amendment
• Fourteenth Amendment
• Fifteenth Amendment
• Sixteenth Amendment
• Seventeenth Amendment
• Eighteenth Amendment
• Nineteenth Amendment
• Twentieth Amendment
• Twenty-First Amendment
• Twenty-Second Amendment
• Twenty-Third Amendment
• Twenty-Fourth Amendment
• Twenty-Fifth Amendment
• Twenty-Sixth Amendment
• Twenty-Seventh Amendment

See also

• Attorney
• Lawyer
• Solicitor General
• Bill of Rights

References

1. ↑ http://www.yale.edu/lawweb/avalon/constpap.htm
2. ↑ http://www.constitutioncenter.org/explore/FastFacts/index.shtml
3. ↑ http://www.constitutioncenter.org/explore/FastFacts/index.shtml
4. ↑ http://www.constitutioncenter.org/explore/TheU.S.Constitution/index.shtml The Bill of Rights
5. ↑ http://www.constitutioncenter.org Constitution Center