User:Ed Poor/good liberal

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To be a good Liberal, there are some astonishing contradictions you must accept:

  1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
  2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex and societal values.
  3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
  4. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
  5. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
  6. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something productive in society.
  7. Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
  8. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Washington, Jefferson, or Thomas Edison.
  9. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
  10. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.
  11. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
  12. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestism and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, while manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.