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| − | <br>Final Exam - Closed Book.
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| − | <br>10 questions; no points deducted for wrong answers.
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| − | To avoid traps on difficult questions, eliminate wrong answers before picking the correct one.
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| − | 1. Christopher Columbus...:
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| − | <br>(a) Was an evil European colonizer
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| − | <br>(b) Liberated America from the natives
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| − | <br>(c) Was the first president of the U.S.A.
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| − | <br>(d) Proved the Earth is flat
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| − | <br>(e) Maintained his virginity until marriage
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| − | 2. In the original U.S. constitution, Native Americans...
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| − | <br>(a) Were counted as 1/5th of a person in census data
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| − | <br>(b) Were counted as 2/5ths of a person in census data
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| − | <br>(c) Were counted as 3/5th of a person in census data
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| − | <br>(d) Were described as liberals
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| − | <br>(e) Were alluded to via the statement "The only good indian is a dead indian."
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| − | 3. Thomas Jefferson was a liberal because...
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| − | <br>(a) He had a gay affair
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| − | <br>(b) He was friends with Karl Marx
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| − | <br>(c) He supported abortion rights
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| − | <br>(d) He had an abortion after a gay affair with Karl Marx
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| − | <br>(e) He invaded Tripoli
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| − | 4. Instead of 3 branches of government, the ideal conservative system would...
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| − | <br>(a) Give all power to President George W. Bush
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| − | <br>(b) Make George W. Bush "President for Life"
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| − | <br>(c) Combine the judicial and legislative branches into a "puppet parliament"
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| − | <br>(d) Have a 4th branch of government, called "Dick Cheney"
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| − | <br>(e) Revert to Roman Republic government, with Bush and Cheney as the two ruling consuls
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| − | 5. The Civil War started because...
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| − | <br>(a) Negroes wanted to be called "colored"
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| − | <br>(b) Colored people wanted to be called "black"
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| − | <br>(c) Black people wanted to be called "African Americans"
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| − | <br>(d) Abraham Lincoln got drunk
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| − | <br>(e) Patriotic Americans needed to use their guns for something
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| − | 6. The U.S. Entered World War I after...
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| − | <br>(a) Germany declared gay marriage legal
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| − | <br>(b) The sinking of the Lusitania
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| − | <br>(c) Germany declared abortion legal
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| − | <br>(d) An abortion was performed on the Lusitania
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| − | <br>(e) A gay marriage was performed on the Lusitania
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| − | 7. The stock market crash of 1929 was caused by
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| − | <br>(a) The repeal of prohibition, as all traders got drunk
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| − | <br>(b) Communists
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| − | <br>(c) Liberals
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| − | <br>(d) Pro-abortion folks
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| − | <br>(e) Liberal fiscal policies
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| − | 8. World War 2 ended shortly after
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| − | <br>(a) Heroic Americans dropped the bomb
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| − | <br>(b) Patriotic Americans dropped the bomb
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| − | <br>(c) God declared America the greatest country in the world
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| − | <br>(d) God helped build the nuclear bomb
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| − | <br>(e) That liberal President FDR died
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| − | 9. President Nixon was...
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| − | <br>(a) The inventor of wiretaps
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| − | <br>(b) A crook
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| − | <br>(c) A chinese panda bear
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| − | <br>(d) The greatest president until Reagan
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| − | <br>(e) The owner of the dog Checkers
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| − | 10. Vice President Al Gore...
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| − | <br>(a) Invented the internet
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| − | <br>(b) Should be tried by a war crimes tribunal
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| − | <br>(c) Caused global warming
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| − | <br>(d) Got a little chubby in recent years
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| − | <br>(e) Should make a musical based on his movie
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| − | '''THE END. CONGRATULATIONS!'''
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