Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is a popular martial artist, star of the television series Walker, Texas Ranger, world-record powerboat racer[1], Humanitarian, book author, and columnist at WorldNetDaily.com.
Through his columns, Norris has been an outspoken critic of evolution[2], the teaching of which he holds partially responsible for school shootings: "We teach our children they are nothing more than glorified apes, yet we don't expect them to act like monkeys."[3]
He has also worked to uncover a vast Atheist conspiracy to outlaw Christianity in the United States, [4][5] the first step of which is the acceptance of Atheists in our government:
- "Though the majority of Americans continue to claim to be Christians, a Gallup poll discovered 45 percent of us would support an atheist for president. Such a survey is a clear indication that the secularization of society is alive and well."[4]
To thwart this menace of secularization, Norris has light-heartedly promised that if elected President he would "tattoo an American flag with the words, 'In God we trust.' on the forehead of every atheist" and deport all Liberals. [6]
Norris is active in many Christian causes, including the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association and Feed the Children[7]. He and his wife are the spokespersons for the National Council on Bible Curriculum, which seeks to bring state certified Bible courses to public high schools nationwide[8].
Links
References
- ↑ Official Chuck Norris Biography
- ↑ "On Chuck Norris 'mania' sweeping the Net", by Chuck Norris
- ↑ "The heroes of America's academic halls", by Chuck Norris
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 "How to outlaw Christianity (Step 1)", by Chuck Norris
- ↑ "How to outlaw Christianity (Step 2 and 3)", by Chuck Norris
- ↑ "If I am elected president", by Chuck Norris
- ↑ Chuck Norris Official Website: Christian
- ↑ "Actor Chuck Norris and Wife Gena Join National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools Board of Directors", Christian Newswire
