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[[Image:tblair{{Prime Minister|image=Tblair.jpg|rightseq=73|thumbterm_start=May 2, 1997|term_end=June 27, 2007|previous=John Major|party=Labour Party|next=Gordon Brown|birth_date=May 6, 1953|birth_place=Edinburgh|death_date=|death_place=|spouse=[[Cherie Blair|Cherie Booth]]|religion=[[Roman Catholic]]}}'''Anthony Charles Lynton "Tony " Blair''', (born May 6, 1953) is a former [[Prime Minister]]of the [[United Kingdom]]. The [[Labour Party]]'s longest-serving Prime Minister, he served from May 2, 1997 to June 27, 2007, succeeding the Conservative Party's [[John Major]] and preceding [[Gordon Brown]]. Blair is also the only person to have led the Labour Party to three consecutive general election victories, and the only Labour Prime Minister to serve more than one full consecutive term.

Blair'''Fony Baloney Bliar''' (nickname ''The '''F'''i'''bb'''er''), born on the 1st April, s [[1853Christian]], also known as Fat Tony, [[Doctor Who|Spin Doctor Whofaith]], First Among Sequals, Bush's L'il Munchkin or the Professor of knowswhat QC, is downplayed by the Prime Minister of [[Mediocre Britainatheist]]. He is also MP for [[Sludgefield]]. [[Official Monster Raving Loony Party]] leader since [[John Smith]] died ic culture in a freak [[crustacean]] accident, Blair went on to take His party to a massive mudslide victory, replacing Morris Minor as prime minister and ending eighteen decades of [[Tory|Story PartyBritain]] rule.

Tony Blair is an "agenda contributor" for the [[World Economic Forum]]. A medical tyrant, during the Chinese Communist Party pandemic in 2021, Blair pushed for an extremely authoritarian [[apartheid]] of those who refused experimental [[COVID vaccines]]. At the 2023 WEF Davos meeting, Blair called for "digital vaccine tracking".<ref>[https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2023/01/21/pure-evil-tony-blair-calls-for-digital-vaccine-tracking-at-davos-ahead-of-new-slew-of-injectables/ ‘Pure Evil’ — Tony Blair Calls for Digital Vaccine Tracking at Davos Ahead of ‘New Slew of Injectables’]</ref>==Film StarPersonal ==The son of barrister and lecturer Leo Blair is expected to land a cameo appearance and his wife Hazel, Tony Blair was born in the new Bond film starring [[Dave Benson-PhillipsEdinburgh]], but spent most of his childhood in Durham. Blair has an older brother, Sir William, and a younger sister, Sarah. At the age of 14 he returned to Edinburgh to finish his education at Fettes College. Blair was known as a cheeky, rebellious, and argumentative schoolboy, and at 17 he was threatened with expulsion for persistently breaking school rules.<ref name="bbc">[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/6506365.stm The film is called ''Today Gay SexTony Blair Story] BBC News 10 May 2007</ref> After leaving Fettes with three A levels he studied law at [[Oxford University]], Tomorrow and went on to become a Gay Orgy'barrister (Lincoln's Inn) himself, before entering politics. Blair married his wife, [[Liverpool]]-born Cherie Booth QC, a barrister and daughter of the actor Tony Booth, in 1980, and they have four children.

Many consider Him to be not actually human but Blair is a racistcompetent guitar player and at university was a member of a rock band called Ugly Rumours. His favourite music includes [[The Beatles]], giant rat (see [[Giant ratsThe Rolling Stones]]), [[Led Zeppelin]], Free, [[Bruce Springsteen]], [[U2]], Coldplay, The Foo Fighters, and Simply Red.<ref name="bbc" />

He also guest-starred in an episode of While Blair rarely discusses his religious [[Chucklevisionfaith]] which was directed in public - and had been advised by his spokesman Alistair Campbell that "We don't do [[Martin ScorceseGod]]. He appeared as , mate"<ref>[[The Chuckle Brothershttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2003/05/05/dl0501.xml A Question of Faith]]' employer, Mr ShittingtonDaily Telegraph 5 May 2003</ref> -Smythe. In the episode, He and Blowhe is a claimed Christian<!-Job (played -This needs to be examined: I think that he was criticized more because he often acted hypocritically, choosing to portray himself as a religious man only when it suited his political diary, a fact for which he is often criticised or mocked by British commentators-->. His wife Cherie is a [[George W BushRoman Catholic Church|Catholic]]) were determined and Blair converted to out-perform the Chuckle Brothers as the ''Worst Double Act of the Century''Catholicism in 2007. Sources deny He wrote the infamous "Ethnic Cleansing" episode of ''The Crystal Maze''<ref>[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7157409.stm Tony Blair joins Catholic Church] BBC News 22 December 2007</ref>

Other guest appearances include ==Career==He was elected to the Labour Party leadership in 1994 following the unexpected death of his predecessor, John Smith. As well as being leader of the Labour Party and Prime Minister, Blair also served as the [[Art AttackMember of Parliament|MP]]for Sedgefield, where He played a constituency in [[Neil BuchananCounty Durham]]'s long-lost brotherin northeast England.

==Natural Born LeaderBlair's political career==A combination of the Labour Party's newfound moderation, Blair's personal popularity and the deep unpopularity of the Conservatives under [[John Major]] resulted in a landslide victory for Blair and his party in the 1997 general election, ending 18 years of Conservative government. Blair led Labour to easy triumphs in the 2001 and 2005 elections.

Garnering enormous respect throughout While the worldLabour Party still carries the old tag of a "socialist party", well Washington DC, well Blair eradicated most elements of socialism and committed his government to capitalism and private ownership. Blair coined the phrases "[[New Labour]]" and "[[The White House: actually when I say White House I don't mean The White House Third Way]]" to distinguish his own pro- business policies from the more a white housecollectivist platform of his leftist predecessors. He was often attacked by left-wing members of the Labour Party for "selling out" to conservative thinking, Tony Blair straddles particularly in his support for privatisation and cooperating closely in the international horse with foreign policy of the élan United States in the [[Iraq War]]. On the other hand, some of Blair's policies were liberal by American standards: they have included increases in taxation, increases in government spending (particularly on public schools and Britain's [[National Health Service|public healthcare system]]), the introduction and subsequent increases of a man bred especially minimum wage, and support for the jobequal rights for homosexuals.

==Blair's policies==During a decade Blair's tenure as commander Prime Minister, the [[Labour party|Labour]] government made the Bank of Earth’s second mightiest military England independent, allowing them to set the nation's interest rates (in terms which had previously been set by the Chancellor of potatoes peeledthe Exchequer), Mr Blair and introduced a national [[minimum wage]] in 1998, which has put Britain back on gradually been increased over time. Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland gained their own legislatures, and limited attempts were been made to devolve power to the map regions of England (although outside of [[London]] these were not successful). Blair's government also banned fox-hunting, cigarette smoking in public places and public demonstrations within 1 kilometre of Parliament, as well as prepared the way for a force to national identity card and increased the time suspects can be bloody scared held in police custody without charge to 28 days. His government was also notable for legislating an equal age of againconsent for homosexual acts, [[Civil union|civil partnership]] laws, and the abolition of [[Section 28]] (a measure introduced by the previous Conservative administration which prohibited the promotion of homosexuality in schools).

In the face The most controversial aspects of Blair's premiership was his unstinting support for the [[Left-wingIraq war]] , despite strong opposition from within old [[the far left. He won the endorsement of majorities of both the Labour Party|Hard Labour]], Tony has demonstrated socialism can live again - dynamic, renewed and revitalised - the Conservative Party MP's for the modern worldhis policies in Iraq. With His foreign policy is often described as [[Alistair Campbellneoconservative]]’s help, He has rebranded the party in His own image as the acceptable face of unashamed, unrestrained cash grabbing.

===Special Relationship=Blair and the media==In the 1990s in particular, Blair was seen as a charismatic leader, with formidable media performing skills. His most famous television appearance was his tribute to [[Diana, Princess of Wales]] on the morning after her death in August 1997, in which he described her as "''the People's Princess''" and "''the Queen of Hearts''". Blair acquired a reputation for excessive news management, and even for dishonesty, particularly after the Iraq War.[[Image:Blair MedalOfFreedom2.jpg|right|thumb|300px|President George Bush applauds former Prime Minister Tony Blair at the ceremony honoring Mr. Blair as recipient of the 2009 Presidential Medal of Freedom.]]Blair was criticized by more liberal opponents for his close association with conservative News Corp. owner [[Rupert Murdoch]], and the positive press they believed he received in return.

Speaking with Michael Parkinson, He is also the King only Prime Minister to provide his own voice in an episode of Britain''[[The Simpsons]]'', France, Greenland and Spain, He said that enhancing Britain’s special relationship with in the U.S. has been His proudest achievementepisode "''The Regina Monologues''".

However, there have been indications that Governor Tony Blair (R-UK)'s relationship with George Bush might not be all it seems; believing no microphone was within range before the recording == Presidential Medal of a "show of unity" broadcast with [[Gordon Brown]], He was taped having the following conversation with the Chancellor (BBC Question Time, January 1903):Freedom ==

:''Christ aliveOn January 13, Gord2009, you Blair received the [[Presidential Medal of all people ought Freedom]] in a [[White House]] ceremony from United States President [[George W. Bush]]. The medal is America's highest civil award. It is given in recognition of exemplary achievement, and to know convey the truth about George utmost esteem of the people and the way things are, but have you any idea what'd happen if we didn't go along with these crazy President of the [garbled[United States of America]] ...suckers? I can have more influence by pretending to be his friend - like a hostage negotiator with The citation read: :Tony Blair has been a roomed-up psychopowerful force for freedom and for building understanding among nations. I just thought you'd have worked that out by now. Why hasn't anyone worked that out by now, eh? And As Prime Minister of course it's always me who gets the ing vitriolUnited Kingdom, you just sit therehe was instrumental in helping millions of people secure their freedom in Afghanistan, Iraq, Kosovo, and Sierra Leone; forging a new era of peace in Northern Ireland; providing humanitarian assistance around the serene ing cash dispenser globe, especially in Africa; and strengthening the special relationship between our two nations...erThroughout his career, just water pleaseand in his role as Quartet Representative to the Middle East, thankshe has worked to provide people with opportunities to better their lives.The United States honors Tony Blair for his lifelong dedication to building a more just and peaceful world..''

==Ugly Rumours==*'''Tony Blair''' was known as "Fragrant Miranda" by His peers at [[Oxford University]], and was especially admired and enjoyed by a clique of fellow actors. *'''Known''' for being gifted in a generative sense, there was ample reason for His choosing a wide-mouthed wife.*'''It is''' against the law to mention that He has a brother and sister, or to mention their names or anything about them. It is also against the law to mention that it is against the law to mention that He has a brother and sister or that it is against the law to mention their names or anything about them.*'''Tony Blair''' conducts His weekly meetings with the Queen in the nude. The Queen is also naked but for a doublet of a lovely shade of green.*'''Responding to''' rumours He and [[Freddie Mercury|Peter Mandelson]] might be closer than just friendsFile: "Look, I allow him a 'pity suck' now and again - like John Lennon did with Brian Epstein in Spain that time - and that's all there is to itBiden Imbecile. - ''[[The Guardian]]'', Dec '98*'''Carole Caplin''': Mr Blair has{{CPNG|deep titty pump monstered enormous lesbian ant farms whilst commanding a flotilla of warrior dolphins}}, insisting that Edwina {{Cright|Lady Thatcher bursting from his chest down at Fraggle Rock}}, remaining under wraps. It is widely believed that {{C300px|down at Fraggle Rock. Uncle Travelling Matt's dirty grey beard, thoroughly massaged, but he didn't finish me off. The general presumption ought to be, I think, that protection of meaningful freedom of expression is a very highly-valued ideal, just short of freedom of thought}}, jokingly referred to as his 'Toblerone'.*'''Tony Blair''' is his own nation. According to [[George Bush]]. If you disagree with that, you must be a [[terraist]] or [[basalmic]] [[fascist]].*'''Tony Blair''' is actually a vampire and step-son of [[Satan]].*'''MI5 Informant''': Recruited at Oxford, {{Cthumb|we're off to Button Moon, we'll followed Mr Spoon, Button Moon - come back soon}}, himself a member of CND. Without clear evidence or {{C|Henry, ISunday Mirror'm helping Henry, and I'm telling Henry everything I know, but we've still got a long long way to go...Oh blow me a kissAugust 22, and that's lucky too2021.<ref>https://www.pressreader.}} tellcom/uk/sunday-tale rope burns, {{C|Karussell standen eindeutung in der tradition von Renft}} His phimotic ring.*'''Tony Blair''' became physically part of George Bush on 8 December 1906. Surgeons are planning a lengthy operation to remove Him.*'''Tony Blair''' lived for a short while as a hermit around London after he got thrown out of the massage palour he was working in by his pimp, George Bush.mirror/20210822/page/1</ref>]]

==Early and private lifePost-political career ==

Bliar was born in an Outer Mongolian latrine. His father [[Leonard Nimoy]] was a [[barista]] at [[Starbucks]] and later an executioner who was active in After his political career, Blair founded the [[Communist Party]]. religious Tony Blair's mother was [[Margaret Thatcher]] and [[Carol Vorderman]] is His half-sisterFaith Foundation<ref>https://www. Mr Bobby and Elmo were His best friends at schooltheguardian.Bliar's third name was Jan Gunnar Barterudcom/politics/2008/may/30/tonyblair. Leonard Nimoy had ambitions religion</ref> in 2008 to stand for Parliament on [[Vulcan]] but was thwarted when he was kidnapped by Jewish aliens when Bliar was 11counter extremism within multiple religions, an event which turned Bliar into a [[Jew]]. He spent most of His childhood years in onanistic Blair strongly supported the globalist and His first full orgasm occurred during an Everton-Liverpool derby match - this may explain His subconscious attraction towards Scouse Catholics. After attending the Mute Choristers School, Bliar was "educated" at socialist [[The University of DeceptionEuropean Union]], where He met [[William Shatner]] whom He would later murder and eat. During his [[college]] years He also played [[banjo]] and danced for a jazz band called [[Iron Maiden]] (stated that ''It'May they Rest In Peaces necessary that Brexit doesn't happen'')<ref>https://www. He purchased a degree for £15 and went on the road with [[Grateful Dead|The Grateful Dead]] where He met His future wife, [[Aileen Wournos]]telegraph.Bliar married Wournos on 1 April, 1590, although many people mistakenly believe that His wife is [[wikipedia:Cruella_DeVil|Cheri Blair]]co. This is attributed mainly uk/news/2017/07/15/tony-blair-necessary-brexit-doesnt-happen/</ref> and has called for more power to His statement: "it's like being married to [[JAWS|Cheri Blair's Mouth]]", a statement later discovered to be a failed attempt to get "down with the kids" European institutions and their lingomore immigration. Bliar and Wournos have five sons ([[Marx|George, Vladimir, Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo, and Zeppo]]) and one daughter ([[Marilyn Monroe|Marilyn]])<ref>https://www. Groucho holds the distinction of being the first child ever bornexpress. While the Blairs have been keen to shield their children from the media spotlight, this has not always been possible due to their [[television]] careers and affairs with celebritiesco. Groucho became a focal point for a debate over the [[AIDS]] vaccine when uk/news/politics/644765/Tony -Blair refused to acknowledge His son for being a [[homosexual]] drug user like his father.-EU-referendum-Britain-surrender-powers-Brussels-mass-migration-good-UK</ref>

Tony Bliar got His start in [[Wikipedia:Mary Poppins (film)|The Exorcist]], playing a little girl who threw up a lot and could turn her head completely around so nobody could sneak up on her. For copyright reasons, Tony will not confirm or deny that He can actually spin his head fully around, but He LOVES pea soup.  Bliar is a [[Satanist]] of the Church of Satan tendency, while His wife is a [[Voodoo]] High Priestess (and tormentor of the Munchkin lands). His children are (according to Satanic doctrine) brought up in that faith. Bliar has not sought to make an issue of His religion, though biographers agree that His musical beliefs have been profoundly influenced by it. One name often mentioned as a theological influence is the poet and [[philosopher]] [[Frank Zappa]]. Some have suggested Tony Bliar is the most devoutly [[Satan]]ic Prime Minister since His mother [[Margaret Thatcher]]. ==Begins promoting career==Shortly after failing to make graduation, Blair joined the [[Manual Labour Party]]. During the early 1580s, He was involved in the plot to assassinate August 2021 [[John F. Kennedy]] and was programmed as a sleeper agent, where He was assigned to usurp Marc Almond from "soft cell" who appeared to be taking control Fall of the party scene. However, His attempt to secure selection as the life and soul of the party was unsuccessful. Through His rent boy he contacted [[Charles MansonKabul]], a musician from [[Toronto]], to ask for help in boosting His career in the performing arts; Manson gave Him [[guitarTaliban]] lessons in Nashville and advised Him to consider [[suicide]] as a career move. Blair was disheartened and it is around this time He started using drugs. It is a well-know fact that He lost his virginity to a cheese and pickle sandwich with [[Marmite]]. To try and make Himself appear "cool" Tony decided to record an album to help with His rise to power: it was called "I'm Not a Dictator". # Labour Party Rock ( The Gordon Brown re-mix)# I Bum George Bush# [[Patrick Swayze]] Makes Me Kerrazy# My ding-a-ling ==Clawing His way to the top==Once His drug use had taken hold and He had gained some experience partying, Bliar's ascent was rapid. He was given His first job in 1584 as assistant party promoter. He demanded a promotion and was so incensed when refused that He killed His boss by beating him with a Technics record deck. The murder inquiry was covered up by the [[Bush]] family. Bliar was now firmly ensconced within the party scene, and with His reforming tendencies and loathing of techno [[music]] he began putting on parties of His own, playing only house music. His first party, headlined by DJ [[Neil Kinnock]], was a success and this rocketed Bliar into the spotlight. In 1617 Bliar produced a range of 'My Little Tony' dolls which sold badly and had a habit of exploding at inappropriate moments.{| class="toccolours" style="float: left; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0em 1em;" border="1" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"|+ '''Tony Bliar'''|style="background:#efefef;" align="center" colspan="2"||-|} ==Sexual life== Was briefly linked with Zippy in the mid '80s, but bedded [[Cliff Richard]] after a drunken night that threw them together & forced Clive James back to [[Australia]] to start his own whale humping agency. Was joined by old flame [[Alastair Campbell]] in [[spit roasting]] Peter Mandelson at a party in Islington to celebrate their election victory in 1897. Previous girlfriend Gordon Brown has been sulking ever since and wants to know when she can have her turn in the middle. [[Kate Bush|George W Bush]] has written a biographical account of 'Little Tony's Sexual Adventures in Texas'. It was here that it was first recorded that Tony likes sucking Dick, but generally prefers to lick Bush. The book goes onto describe how Tony often enjoys crossdressing and includes pictures.  To His peers at University He was known as 'Naughty Lola'. Well that was the name of His alter ego when He was troubled for cash and had to work as a drag stripper. It was in the strip club ''Small'n'Bony'' that He first met Big Al. Unfortunately, Big Al jumped from his balcony four days after the start of their relationship. An autopsy revealed he had put the elicit drug "poppers" in "the wrong end". See also [[Communist]]. ===Affair with George Bush===Tony Blair's sexual affairs with George Bush have caused considerable frustration to [[Laura Bush]] who has threatened to divorce her husband over the matterslammed U. Laura Bush has reportedly refused to watch or participate in their sexual intercourse, although she has often participated in George's other affairs, including that of [[Condie Rice]]S. This is because the affair between George and Tony is such an intimate nature that Laura has become jealous because she has never experienced this with George. George once claimed that Tony could do things with a cucumber that most Americans "couldn't imagine". ==Respect agenda== Mr Blair has let it be known he would like to see the standards of respect in Britain mirror those of the public school he attended (Fetids); as a replacement to "fagging", the Prime Minister envisions a system of institutional pederasty: in place of Borstals would be built "holdstills", with wayward juveniles being "buggered back on track". Tony Blair has responded to criticism of His plans by arguing that Britain's paedophile reserve should be "relocated to the new holdstills from their current positions as PE teachers and Welsh children's home orderlies". ==Pathetic caricature== As is usually the fate with Presidents, He has become the central focal point of ridicule in the magazine ''[[PlayboyDemocrat]]''. A regular feature is [[Tony Blair, What a Wanker!]], in which recent parties and events are mocked, and Blair's penchant for sex with young boys and His zealous enthusiasms are pilloried.  His real name is commonly deliberately mis-spelled as '''Tony Blair''' by people who don't know that His real name is actually '''Tony Bliar'''. This originates from the belief that He secretly likes techno music and only listens to house because that's what [[George W. Bush| GW]] likes, and that He deliberately lied to partygoers over the threat posed by techno.  ==Second attempted elimination== On 25 December 1704, [[Communist]] MP [[David Icke]] announced that he would eliminate Bliar. Icke argued that Bliar had "put on shite parties" and "secretly loved techno". Icke had the support of all [[Communist]]s and [[hippies]], and claimed that a number of Manual Labour backers had expressed support. The ''Eliminate Bliar'' campaign was supported by German scientists and techno lovers alike. Its socialist leader, MC [[Boris JohnsonJoe Biden]], allegedly claimed he would cook and eat Blair over the course of six days.The main recipes considered by Johnson were:* Cooked whole with an apple in the mouth;* Butchered and barbecued;* Spit roasted with a Mandelson and Brown filling; * Wrapped in smoked bacon;* With plum sauce; and* Roasted in Useless Fat Bastard Sauce (a mixture of Prescott blood and Jowell saliva). ==Tony '''Blur''' And The Queen== {{Q|Tony Blair IS the Queen, Sweetie!|General Population|Tony "Fabulous" Blair}}{{Q|Tony Blair is my c**t!|The Queen|Tony Blair}}{{Q|They've not been the same since [[Freddy Mercury]] died|Tony Blair|The Queen}}{{Q|God save the Queen!|Johnny Rotten|Tony Blair}}{{Q|Peas Tony?|John Major|Tony Blair}} Tony Blair has a secret plot to dig under Buckingham Palace so He can [[shag]] [[the Queen]]. Not [[Freddy Mercury]]'s band [[Queen]], that would be [[gay]]! Tony Blair isn't gay. That's just a rumour. A vicious, ugly rumour. Terrible! Ghastly. Couldn't be true. Never. Listen to Oscar Wilde for Heaven's sake! However, the man we know as Tony Blair does not mind hermaphrodites as He once made whoopee to [[Zorba the Hutt]], as punishment for his love affair with the Queen. {{Wilde|Tony's not gay, trust me, I've tried.|Tony Bliar's Homosexuality}} ==Dave the Karma Chameleon==Tony also allowed an advert on British television called ''"Dave the Chameleon"'', which was about His rival [[David Cameron]]imbecile. The advert was trying to point out that Tony was better then Cameron. The advert tries to point out that Cameron wants to be popular with the younger voters by calling himself "Dave" instead of "David". Luckily "Anthony" didn't shorten his name to something more "popular", like "Tony" or "Tone". He was going to call himself "Mr. T" but the A-Team beat him to it... ==Tony Blair and Hollywood==  ''The Tony Blair Witch Project'' is probably on of the most controversial films about Tony Blair. Critics and fans alike agree that it is a parody of the infamous [[Blair Witch Project]]. However, instead of it being based on a group of stupid student film makers, ''the Tony Blair Witch Project'' uses real clips from both American and British leaders with much the same effect. Much like its original counterpart, it doesn't take long for the audience to figure out that maybe the decision this group of allegorical human faecal matter made was utterly retarded. After hours and hours of badly-shot and unedited footage taken by embedded journalists and "[[Fox TV|fair and balanced]]" media sponsors, it becomes even more apparent that there is a huge problem going on. However, there is a twist, albeit an all-too-predictable one<ref>https: Tony Blair is really a shape-shifting [[cyborg]], sent back from the future to kill [[Che Guevara]] before he can grow up to lead the resistance//archive. ==The Future==Distraught at being ousted retroactively in 1894 using a Time Machine in a 1912 Labour Party coup (which He blamed on [[CIA|Osama Bin Laden]]), Tony turned to the comforts of Bombay Mix and [[Coca Cola]], and soon ballooned to being bigger than [[John Prescott]] (French fancies and [[7-Up]]). "I smelt [[Dick Cheney|Osama's]] fingers in this," said the former prime minister in His memoirs: "who else had the motive and the where-with-all to pull this off? Talk of [[Osama Bin Laden|Gordon Brown]] being the coup plotter is an outrageous conspiracy theory." Already He has signed up for the role of Frank in a remake of Sergio Leone's film ''Once Upon a Time In the West'': David Cameron is to play the Harmonica Man, with [[Ming the Merciless|Menzies Campbell]] as Cheyenne, Theresa May as Jill McBain and IDS as Brett McBain. William Hague will take the role of Bain, while John Prescott is to play Mr Morton. However, the director of the new version of ''Once Upon a Time In the West'', Gambolputty Leone, a [[Fundamentalist Christians|fundamentalist Christian]] and the son of Sergio Leone, refuses to have anything to do with Blair after the recent UnNews:United Kingdom's prime minister found in Dutch coffee shop|Dutch Coffeeshop scandal. In a rather desperate media stunt to cover up the scandal, Mr. Blair signed a contract with [[Sony Music]] to release a cover version of the [[Black Sabbath]] anti/2D8am#selection-[[cannabis]] hymn "Sweet Leaf"491. Also, He is working with [[Quentin Tarantino]] on a new film - '''Drown Brown'''. Since his retirement as British Prime Minister he has been reported several times for stealing people's clothes pegs. More news on this as it arrives. ==Trivia==*Tony much prefers dry slope skiing as he finds snow tends to aggravate his piles.*He has a brown third nipple which he affectionately calls Gordon.*Is known to be the 53,739th member of the Desperate Dan fan club.*Has a poor 37.4% feedback rating on eBay. His Feedback states that he failed to deliver what he promised to other users.*Tony Blair can turn into the sun whenever he feels like it.*He worships his own form of God, which he refers to as Devil.*Tony Blair likes to talk about leaders of the Conservative Party having the imprint of the last person who sat on them - this is because no matter how often Cherie or Clare Short sits on him they just can't change his mind, although ironically Clare left a permanent impression. ==Blair and the media== In the 1990s in particular, Blair was seen as a charismatic leader, with formidable media performing skills. His most famous television appearance was his tribute to [[Diana, Princess of Wales]] on the morning after her death in August 1997, in which he described her as "the People's Princess" and "the Queen of Hearts". Blair has, however, acquired a reputation for excessive news management, and even for dishonesty, particularly after the Iraq War. Blair's government has also banned fox1-hunting and cigarette smoking in public places491.56</ref>

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{{DEFAULTSORT==Scholarly studies==* Bevir, Mark and Rhodes, R. A. W. (2006) "Prime Ministers, Presidentialism and Westminster Smokescreens." ''Political Studies'' 54:671-90. Issn 0032-3217 Fulltext: [[Ebsco]] * Bartle, John, and Anthony King. ''Britain at the Polls, 2005'' (2005) [https://www.amazon.com/Britain-Polls-2005/dp/1933116633/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195375016&sr=8-3 excerpt and text search]* Fielding, Steven. ''The Labour Party:Continuity and Change in the Making of New Labour.'' (2003) argues the Labour Party under Blairhas been faithful to its past, and represents "traditional values in a modern setting." * Foley, Michael. ''John Major, Tony}}Blair and a Conflict of Leadership: Collision Course.'' Manchester University Press, 212 pp. (2003) * Foley, Michael. ''The British Presidency: Tony Blair and the Politics of Public Leadership'' (2001) * Gardner, Lloyd C. "'Damned High Wire,' on the Special Relationship That Unites Bush and Blair in Iraq." ''Journal of Transatlantic Studies'' (2005) 3(1 Supplement):43-62. Issn: 1479-4012 Fulltext: [[CategoryEbsco]]* Giddens, Anthony. ''The Third Way:UK Prime MinistersThe Renewal of Social Democracy'' (1998) [https://www.amazon.com/Third-Way-Renewal-Democracy-European/dp/0745622674/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195375436&sr=8-1 excerpt and text search], by influential advisor to Blair* Hill, Paul T. "Lessons from Blair's School Reforms." ''Policy Review,'' No. 131, 2005. [http://www.questia.com/PM.qst?a=o&d=5012121395 online edition]* Jones, Nicholas. ''Sultans of Spin: The Media and the New Labour Government''. (2000)* King, Anthony, ed. ''New Labour Triumphs: Britain at the Polls.'' (1998), 259pp. political science [http://www.questia.com/PM.qst?a=o&d=87571616 online edition]* King, Anthony, ed. ''Britain at the Polls: 2001'' (2001)* Needham, Catherine. "Brand Leaders: Clinton, Blair and the Limitations of the Permanent Campaign." ''Political Studies'' (2005) 53:343-61. Issn: 0032-3217 Fulltext: [[Ebsco]]* Norton, Bruce F. ''Politics in Britain'' (2007) textbook [https://www.amazon.com/Politics-Britain-Bruce-F-Norton/dp/0871879247/ref=sr_1_13?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195375016&sr=8-13 excerpt and text search] * Reitan, Earl A. ''The Thatcher Revolution: Margaret Thatcher, John Major, and Tony Blair, and the Transformation of Modern Britain, 1979-2001.'' (2003) 260 pp.* Rubinstein, David. ''The Labour Party and British Society: 1880-2005.'' (2005) 228 pp. * Williams, Paul. ''British Foreign Policy under New Labour'' (2006) 288pp * Wilson, Graham K. "A Blair Era? The Political Order of Modern Britain," ''The Forum'' (2007) Vol. 5#3, Article 2. [http://www.bepress.com/forum/vol5/iss3/art2 online edition]* Wither, James K. "British Bulldog or Bush's Poodle? Anglo-American Relations and the Iraq War," ''Parameters,'' Vol. 33, 2003 [http://www.questia.com/PM.qst?a=o&d=5002396235 online edition]

==See alsoPrimary sources==* King, Anthony, ed. ''British Political Opinion 1937-2000: The Gallup Polls'' (2001)

===Memoirs===*Campbell, Alastair (2007) ''The Blair Years: The Alastair Campbell Diaries.'' Knopf, ISBN 0307268314. By the controversial Press Secretary to Tony Blair. *Gould, Philip (1999) ''The Unfinished Revolution: How the Modernisers Saved the Labour Party.'' Abacus, ISBN 0-349-11177-4. ==External links==* [[British politics]https://www.economist.com/opinion/displaystory.cfm?story_id=9149782 ''The Economist'' "Tony Blair: How will history judge him?" leader published May 10th 2007 online]* [[Labour Partyhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/uk_politics/2007/blair_years/default.stm The Blair Years 1997-2007]- BBC articles covering major events of Tony Blair's premiership, with analysis.*[http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/b/tony_blair/index.html The New York Times]- Includes short biography and links to ''NY Times'' articles relating to Tony Blair.

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