Evelyn Alden

Evelyn Alden (born June 9th, 1989, aged 32) is a liberal politician in the city of Omaha, Nebraska. She is known for switching from the Democrat Party to the Republican Party purely so she could run against her ex-boyfriend, who is bisexual. She advocates for transgenderism by identifying as non-binary and using fake pronouns. She has been implicated in a tax fraud scheme, and has been seen smoking cannabis. She is an atheist, and advocates for imperialism by saying that Omaha should annex neighboring cities to gain tax money and influence. She is a RINO and a socialist. Luckily, Alden has never won any elections, or even come close.

Early life

Alden was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Her parents left her in a dumpster and she was found by a Christian couple who saved her. This is considered as an example of why the abortion holocaust should be ended, because good Christians can save these babies from death instead of her mom just getting an abortion. Not much else is known about her early life.

Tax fraud scandal

Alden did tax fraud on her 2021 tax return. She had allegedly not reported the sale of over 1 million dollars worth of NFTs, and this was confirmed when she publicly admitted it and called America a string of profanity. She also publicly said she would evade taxes until "the end of time" and told the IRS to go f**k themselves (see Liberalism and tax evasion, and Liberalism and profanity). She claimed she lost around 80% of the money they were worth, and thus she shouldn't even have to pay taxes, and the IRS should pay her, but this has not been verified by anyone.

She also ran a scheme from 2016-2019 where she would sell valuable items in abandoned sheds. She would then have someone else take the items out of the shed before the buyer could retrieve their items. She did not pay her taxes from income gained from that, either.

Cannabis smoking

On April 20, 2020, Alden was spotted smoking cannabis by Kaitlin Bennett.

Imperialism and anarcho-NATOism

Alden has advocated for the annexation of nearby cities by Omaha, and stated that the city is underfunded and has terrible sewer infrastructure. She believes that the annexation would increase the amount of tax money the city gets, take advantage of better sewers, and wouldn't result in that many deaths. She also believes it's the reason why educated people leave the city. She has denounced good corporations, calling the money they would earn "Fortune 500 tithes", and said they are not welcome in Omaha. This is liberal imperialism.

She also advocates for total anarchy after the cities are annexed and she is elected, and wants "special privileges" in NATO. She has also demanded to meet the "person really behind NATO", and stated that a future anarchist America should still be in NATO. This is called anarcho-NATOism or anarcho-Bidenism.