Essay: There are no atheists in burning buildings
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There are no atheists in burning buildings.
At the first sniff of smoke inside a burning building, an atheist becomes an agnostic.
When the smoke becomes more noticeable inside a burning building, an atheist becomes a Christian.
When the smoke and fire start growing at a fairly rapid pace inside a burning building, a former atheist become a devout Christian.
When the smoke becomes dense inside a building and the fire starts pouring out the the building's windows, a former atheist becomes a young earth creationist who speaks in tongues.
At the first sniff of smoke inside a burning building, an atheist becomes an agnostic.
When the smoke becomes more noticeable inside a burning building, an atheist becomes a Christian.
When the smoke and fire start growing at a fairly rapid pace inside a burning building, a former atheist become a devout Christian.
When the smoke becomes dense inside a building and the fire starts pouring out the the building's windows, a former atheist becomes a young earth creationist who speaks in tongues.
