View source for Mystery:Why Do Liberals Crave Attention?

[[Liberals]] crave attention more than others.  Why?

Here are several possible reasons:

*liberals are jealous of [[God]], and seek attention so they can pretend to be like God
*liberals are self-centered and highly selfish, and most of what they do is focused on themselves
*liberals are unable to do anything meaningful, so craving attention fills the vacuum
*those who can, do; those who can't instead crave attention to make up for their lack of genuine efforts
*craving attention is associated with less intelligence; liberals are often intellectual wannabees rather than genuinely bright
*Liberals know they only make up twenty percent of the population while conservatives account for 40.  When you're outnumbered two to one, the only thing left to do is demand attention like they were a majority.
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