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'''Anton Szandor LaVey''' (1930-1997) founded the [[Church of Satan]] on April 30, 1966 and served as Magus until his death.
 
'''Anton Szandor LaVey''' (1930-1997) founded the [[Church of Satan]] on April 30, 1966 and served as Magus until his death.
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'''Achievements'''
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Sexiest man alive, ten consecutive years 1988-1998. Considered so sexy that his life was legally extended so he could win one more time. Only person declared more sexy than him is Kim Jong Un.
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'''Evil doings'''
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Wrote the Satanic Bible, Unnecessarily angered the righteous Christian community
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Had sex with many virgins against their will.
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Had sex with many men (and making them gay) while simultaneously cursing [[god]]
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Had sex with animals. It was known that goats especially turned him on. He also enjoyed using dead [[Fetuses]] and blood as lubricants.
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'''His housing'''
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Hell, being tortured by the [[devil]] that possessed him in life.
  
 
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[[category: Cult Leaders]]
 
[[category: Cult Leaders]]
 
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[[Category:Satanism]]

Revision as of 21:43, March 31, 2014

Anton Szandor LaVey (1930-1997) founded the Church of Satan on April 30, 1966 and served as Magus until his death.

Achievements

Sexiest man alive, ten consecutive years 1988-1998. Considered so sexy that his life was legally extended so he could win one more time. Only person declared more sexy than him is Kim Jong Un.

Evil doings

Wrote the Satanic Bible, Unnecessarily angered the righteous Christian community

Had sex with many virgins against their will.

Had sex with many men (and making them gay) while simultaneously cursing god

Had sex with animals. It was known that goats especially turned him on. He also enjoyed using dead Fetuses and blood as lubricants.

His housing

Hell, being tortured by the devil that possessed him in life.