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Creationism syndrome is the tendency of some people to insist compulsively that creationism and bible stories must somehow be true, and to spend nearly all of their time pushing that belief on others. They are particularly against teaching any scientific theories, that contradict creationism, to children in school. A childish insistence on last wordism is a common characteristic of creationism syndrome.
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IT TALKS ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO PREACH THE TRUTH TO THESE HERTIC CHRISTIANS!!!! IT IS ALL ABOUT TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THE TRUTH!!! EVALUTION  IS THE KEY TO BEING A SMART PERSON!!! ALL PEOPLE WHO BELIVE IN CREATONISM ARE WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!  WRONG! WRONG!  WRONG!  EVELUTION IS TRUF AND YOU R A SKRUBLORD
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Sufferers of creationism syndrome tend to be homeschooled or just plain retards who failed at high school and dont have any education. They find that idiots will praise their intelligence if they promote creationism. This is analogous to a struggling ball player deceitfully turning to steroids to enhance his performance, and thereby make it to the "Big Leagues."
 
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Creationism syndrome blinds its victims to the logical fallacy of their religion: their ancient book claims that creationism is true, and they use the claim as a proof. Much of reality was "unseen" to bronze age sheep herders, who pulled the creation stories out of their asses.
 
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The primary effect of creationism syndrome is to keep its victims away from learning. Victims of this syndrome claim to know the truth, yet are complitely ignorant of facts:
 
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Characteristics of creationism syndrome include:
 
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-A belief that bible can somehow define scientific truth, even though bible is batshit crazy.
 
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-An utter lack of open-mindedness
 
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-A reluctance to debate when large audiences will see the debate. See: Evolutionary biologists tend to win the creation vs. evolution debates
 
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-Conservative style
 
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-Fat ass
 
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-A lack of critical thinking
 
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-Over-reliance on name-calling
 
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Creationism syndrome particularly afflicts people who have some extremely religious background without having the intellectual depth that is required to let go of religion. Creationism syndrome can be seen on conservapedia, American politicians, Texas, and diploma mills.
 
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There is a high incidence of milld mental retardation among this group and indeed, many retards suffer from creationism syndrome. Whether mental retardation is a cause of creationism syndrome or vice-versa is still to be discovered, but the number of creationists with average intelligence suggest that the link is not absolute.
 
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Keeping an open mind and thinking critically are key to avoiding creationism syndrome.
 

Revision as of 20:58, December 8, 2014

IT TALKS ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO PREACH THE TRUTH TO THESE HERTIC CHRISTIANS!!!! IT IS ALL ABOUT TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THE TRUTH!!! EVALUTION IS THE KEY TO BEING A SMART PERSON!!! ALL PEOPLE WHO BELIVE IN CREATONISM ARE WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! EVELUTION IS TRUF AND YOU R A SKRUBLORD

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