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Essay:Solving The Trig Problem (view source)
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{{Essay By|CogitoErgoSum}}
You may have recently heard the rumor that Alaska's governor Sarah Palin and her family are vigorously guarding a secret: that the new baby, Trig Paxson van Palin, was not born to Todd and Sarah Palin, but to their 16-year-old daughter Bristol. Supposedly, the parents are lying about the baby's parentage in order to spare their daughter from embarrassment, or to keep their own good image.
You may have recently heard the rumor that Alaska's governor Sarah Palin and her family are vigorously guarding a secret: that the new baby, Trig Paxson van Palin, was not born to Todd and Sarah Palin, but to their 16-year-old daughter Bristol. Supposedly, the parents are lying about the baby's parentage in order to spare their daughter from embarrassment, or to keep their own good image.
Or, it is 39 times more likely that Sarah Palin, not Bristol Palin, is Trig's mother.
Or, it is 39 times more likely that Sarah Palin, not Bristol Palin, is Trig's mother.
Or, there is a nearly 98% chance that Sarah Palin, not her daughter Bristol, is Trig's mother.
Or, there is a nearly 98% chance that Sarah Palin, not her daughter Bristol, is Trig's mother.
Additionally, on September 1, 2008, it was announced by the Palin family that Bristol was 5 months pregnant (i.e. somewhere between 5 and 6 months). Trig was born in April, 2008, making him 5 months old in September. This means Bristol either was pregnant with him when she got pregnant again, which is absurd, or she got pregnant again mere days after Trig was born, which is not impossible but extremely unlikely.
So that in itself should be enough evidence. But just in case it isn't, there's more.
So that in itself should be enough evidence. But just in case it isn't, there's more.
If you want to criticize Gov. Palin, you should at least do it about something true, and relevant. Like wanting to pump oil in a wildlife refuge, for instance.
If you want to criticize Gov. Palin, you should at least do it about something true, and relevant. Like wanting to pump oil in a wildlife refuge, for instance.
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