Difference between revisions of "George W. Bush"
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*Totally erased the budget surplus handed to him by the Clinton administration. | *Totally erased the budget surplus handed to him by the Clinton administration. | ||
*Was elected president by the Supreme Court in 2000 and stole the 2004 election through widespread voter fraud and intimidation. | *Was elected president by the Supreme Court in 2000 and stole the 2004 election through widespread voter fraud and intimidation. | ||
| + | *Choked on a Pretzl | ||
| + | *Read a book to a class of children...upside down | ||
| + | *Fired Donald Rumsfeld | ||
| + | *Banged Condalizza Rice | ||
| + | *Crashed his car while driving drunk | ||
| + | *Really Really REALLY Likes Cats | ||
| + | *Has 17 nipples | ||
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| + | *****Has managed to suck his own cock!!!******* | ||
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| + | Famous Quotes: | ||
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| + | "I'm not part of the problem I am a republican" | ||
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| + | "I'm the master of low expectations" | ||
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| + | "I know the human being and fish can co-exsist peacefully" | ||
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| + | "Rarely is the questioned asked: is our children learning" | ||
Revision as of 19:22, February 22, 2007
Is the president of the United States of America. Was elected controversially in 2000, and re-elected in 2004.
Some of his successes are:
- Invading Iraq after lying to the world about Iraqi WMD.
- Has killed tens of thousands of innocent people since 2001 and has caused more American deaths than 9/11.
- Totally erased the budget surplus handed to him by the Clinton administration.
- Was elected president by the Supreme Court in 2000 and stole the 2004 election through widespread voter fraud and intimidation.
- Choked on a Pretzl
- Read a book to a class of children...upside down
- Fired Donald Rumsfeld
- Banged Condalizza Rice
- Crashed his car while driving drunk
- Really Really REALLY Likes Cats
- Has 17 nipples
- Has managed to suck his own cock!!!*******
Famous Quotes:
"I'm not part of the problem I am a republican"
"I'm the master of low expectations"
"I know the human being and fish can co-exsist peacefully"
"Rarely is the questioned asked: is our children learning"