The straitlaced Ernest never looked at a woman except his wife [Irene R. Woods "Rene" Clements (1898-1971), who was seventeen days his senior]; he was a teetotaler, didn't gamble, and [like [[U.S. Representative]] Otto Ernest Passman (1900-1998) of Louisiana's 5th congressional district, then based about [[Monroe, Louisiana|Monroe]], didn't like to hear vulgar stories or words. He was what we called a square. Ernest's sterling traits made him a prime target for jokes and pranks, for he took himself very seriously. | The straitlaced Ernest never looked at a woman except his wife [Irene R. Woods "Rene" Clements (1898-1971), who was seventeen days his senior]; he was a teetotaler, didn't gamble, and [like [[U.S. Representative]] Otto Ernest Passman (1900-1998) of Louisiana's 5th congressional district, then based about [[Monroe, Louisiana|Monroe]], didn't like to hear vulgar stories or words. He was what we called a square. Ernest's sterling traits made him a prime target for jokes and pranks, for he took himself very seriously. |