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| − | '''Archaeology''' (or '''archeology''') is the branch of American Anthropology that reconstructs, describes, and interprets human behavior and cultural patterns through material remains such as artifacts, ecofacts, and lithics.[1] In most European universities, Archaeology is typically a part of the histroy department. Archaeologists generally are divided by specialty. Historic archaeologists concentrate on sites and cultures associated with modern times. Classical archaeologists are interested in Egypt, Greece, Rome, and other similar societies. Prehistoric archaeologists tend to concentrate on societies not possesing a written language. There is also the field of Cultural Resource Management, or Applied Archaeology, which is entailed with screening for, and then preserving archaeological sites. There is also a number of Biblical archaeologists interested in excavating sites related to Biblical stories or timeframes. | + | '''Archaeology''' (or '''archeology''') is the science which teaches us that the earth is very old and the bible is wrong. The bible is, in fact, a long work of fiction crafted over many generations to keep people living in fear. Only fools actually believe it. It is quite humorous that christians laugh at how crazy scientologists are for believing that we are haunted by the ghosts of alien criminals when they, themselves believe that they are cannibals (the bible even says, "Eat me." -- Jesus) and worship an undead zombie lord. |
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| − | Archaeologists rely on the careful excavation interpretation of artfacts in order to explore the past. The quinesential experience of all archaeologists is the "dig", or field excavation. In actuality, an excavation is nothing more than very precise, very scientific hole digging. Archaeologists must measure and record the exact position in three dimensions of an artifact, and also note differences in soil composition, stratification, color, and consistency. When an arcaheological dig is complete, the researchers must be able to reconstruct the exact locations of all the artifacts and ecofacts that were removed from the site. Failure to do this results in a loss of context, and ultimately data that are unusable.
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Archaeology (or archeology) is the science which teaches us that the earth is very old and the bible is wrong. The bible is, in fact, a long work of fiction crafted over many generations to keep people living in fear. Only fools actually believe it. It is quite humorous that christians laugh at how crazy scientologists are for believing that we are haunted by the ghosts of alien criminals when they, themselves believe that they are cannibals (the bible even says, "Eat me." -- Jesus) and worship an undead zombie lord.
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[1]Kottak, Conrad. 2005. Window on humanity: A Concise Introduction to Anthropology New York: McGraw-Hill.
