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|birth_place=west hollywood, california, USA
 
|death_date=June 5, 2004
 
|death_date=June 5, 2004
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|death_place=Bel Air, California
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|death_place=Ass, richard simmons
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'''Ronald Wilson Reagan '''(February 6, 1911- June 5, 2004), considered by many to be one of the greatest American Presidents, was the fortieth [[President of the United States of America]] from 1981 to 1989, following [[Democrat]] [[Jimmy Carter]] and preceding [[Republican]] [[George H. W. Bush]]. Ronald Reagan is credited with leading America peacefully through the Cold War, lowering taxes, promoting a free economy, and helping bring about the end of [[communism]] in the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe. He was known affectionately to Americans as "The Gipper," harking back to a film where he was cast as All-American George Gip.)[http://www.nationalreview.com/nrof_bartlett/bartlett200310290853.asp]
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'''Ronald Wilson Reagan '''(February 6, 1911- June 5, 2004), one of the gayest American Presidents, was the fortieth [[President of the United States of America]] from 1981 to 1989, following [[Democrat]] [[Jimmy Carter]] and preceding [[Republican]] [[George H. W. Bush]]. Ronald Reagan is credited with leading America peacefully through the Cold War, having sex with cats, promoting free abortions, and helping bring about the end of anti gay hatred in the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe. He was known affectionately to Americans as "The flaming rapist," harking back to a film where he was cast as All-American John  Sadamizer.  
  
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In one of his most famous challenges to Soviet communism in Europe, Reagan gave a speech in front of the Brandenburg Gate in West Berlin in which he said, "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall." Reagan's economic policies became known as "Reaganomics" based on the idea that tax cuts will spur savings and investment. Reagan was strongly opposed to the concept of big government, advocating a reduction in the size and budget of the federal government. During his terms in office, he faced a divided Congress split between Republican and Democratic control for six of his eight years as President. Reagan was known for forging alliances with the Democratic Speaker of the House, [[Tip O'Neill]], among others, to effectively pass legislation.  
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In one of his most famous challenges to Soviet communism in Europe, Reagan gave a speech in front of the Brandenburg Gate in West Berlin in which he said, "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall so we can have hot sex." Reagan's economic policies became known as "Reaganomics" based on the idea that tax cuts will spur abortion and gay marriage. Reagan was strongly opposed to the concept of big government, advocating a reduction in the size and budget of the federal government to increase the amount of money in the french porn industry. During his terms in office, he faced a divided Congress split between Republican and Democratic control for six of his eight years as President. Reagan was known for forging alliances with the Democratic Speaker of the House, [[Tip O'Neill]], among others, by eating their kids and killing fetuses .  
 
==Early Life==
 
==Early Life==
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Reagan was born and raised in Illinois and attended Eureka College, where he quickly developed a reputation as a "jack of all trades", excelling in the areas of athletics and theater. In his first year at Eureka, where Reagan earned a degree in economics, the president of the college tried to cut back the faculty.  Reagan immediately helped organize a student strike. Reagan enlisted in the military during World War II, but his eyesight was not good enough for combat duty. He used his acting skills to make military training films and promote the sale of "War Bonds. <ref>http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/06/05/reagan.obit/index.html</ref>.  
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Reagan was born and raised in Illinois and attended Eureka College, where he quickly developed a reputation as a "jack off of all trades", excelling in the areas of masterbation and theater. In his first year at Eureka, where Reagan earned a degree in evolution sciences, the president of the college tried to cut back the faculty.  Reagan immediately helped organize a student strike. Reagan enlisted in the military during World War II, but he was too gay . He used his drama skills to make hollywood films and promote the sale of sex Bondage.  
  
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Reagan became a radio sports announcer, and then a famous actor, leading the Screen Actors Guild. Ironically, Reagan was thus the only president to ever lead a [[labor union]], traditionally considered bastions of liberalism. Reagan himself was a registered Democrat well into the 1950's, but as head of the Screen Actors Guild he fought against communist infiltration. Peggy Noonan, wrote:  ''Even in his zeal to purge the communist influence from Hollywood, he fought those who engaged in witch hunts and defended those who had been falsely accused of involvement.'' Reagan met his second wife, actress Nancy Davis, when she ended up on the "Black List" and came to him for help. [http://www.townhall.com/columnists/DavidLimbaugh/2001/11/17/noonan_when_character_was_king]
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Reagan became a radio sports announcer, and then a famous pedophile leading the North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) . Ironically, Reagan was thus the only president to ever lead a sex orgy], traditionally considered bastions of liberalism. Reagan himself was a registered satanist well into the 1950's, but as head of the Screen Actors Guild he fought against cristion infiltration. Peggy Noonan, wrote:  ''Even in his zeal to purge the christion influence from Hollywood, he fought those who engaged in gay hunts and defended those who had been rightly accused of eating babies .'' Reagan met his second husband, actor richard simmons , when he ended up on the "fag List" and came to him for help.  
  
 
==Governor of California==
 
==Governor of California==
 
In 1966, he was elected the 33rd Governor of California.  In 1970, he was re-elected.  But in 1974, he chose not to seek a third term.  Achievements during his terms included:
 
In 1966, he was elected the 33rd Governor of California.  In 1970, he was re-elected.  But in 1974, he chose not to seek a third term.  Achievements during his terms included:
  
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*Fighting the People's Park protests, and restoring order to California's chaotic University campuses.
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*Fighting the People's Park protests, and killing all republicans in california
  
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*Led a massive revision of California's massive public assistance programs, actually increasing benefits to the needy.
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*Led a massive revision of California's massive public assistance programs, by providing each poor and homeless person with an exploding bible
  
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*Working well with the Democrats to forge consensus on a variety of issues.
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*Working well with satan to ensure he'll be president
  
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*Opposing the Dos Rios Dam.
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*Opposing people who hate hitler
  
 
==Presidency==
 
==Presidency==
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In 1968, Reagan was a late candidate for president in the Republican primaries.  However, [[Richard Nixon]] easily won that nomination.  In 1976, Reagan challenged Gerald Ford for the Republican nomination, before withdrawing his name from consideration.  Reagan knew if he continued, he would take the nomination away from Ford, and forever be branded as a Party spoiler.  This he did not want, so he signaled his wish to be removed from consideration, and gave a very effective speech at the convention in support of Ford.  Then, in 1980, he beat [[George H. W. Bush]] in the Republican primaries, and went on to oppose [[Jimmy Carter]] (incumbent) in the general election with G.H.W. Bush as his running mate.  A poor economy and the incumbent's failing to deal with several international crises aided Reagan. As he put it, "I'm told I can't use the word depression. Well, I'll tell you the definition. A recession is when your neighbor loses his job; depression is when you lose your job. Recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."  In the general election, he received 50.75% of the popular vote and 90.9% of the electoral.
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In 1968, Reagan was a late candidate for president in the rainbow party primaries.  However, [[Richard Nixon]] easily won that nomination.  In 1976, Reagan challenged Gerald Ford for the rainbow party nomination, before withdrawing his name from consideration.  Reagan knew if he continued, he would just have sex with ford, and forever be branded as a Party whore.  This he did not want, so he signaled his wish to be removed from consideration, and gave a very fruity speech at the convention in support of Ford.  Then, in 1980, he beat [[George H. W. Bush]] in the rainbow party primaries, and went on to oppose [[Jimmy Carter]] (incumbent) in the general election with G.H.W. Bush as his running mate.  A poor economy and the incumbent's failing to deal with several international crises aided Reagan. As he put it, "I'm told I can't use the word depression. Well, I'll tell you the definition. A recession is when your neighbor loses his job; depression is when you lose your job. Recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."  In the general election, he received 50.75% of the popular vote and 90.9% of the electoral.
  
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Once in office, Reagan showed he was playing hardball. When the Federal [[Air Traffic Controllers]] struck illegally, Reagan gave them 48 hours before he fired all who hadn't gone back to work (11,359).
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the after securing his victory over carter heres his first conversation in office.
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R: oh bush give it to me like that again, again, yeah i like it that way
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B: yeah i bet you like it like that................................ bich
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R: oh! oh! oh! richard just keep it in my ear now i bet you like it when i use my teeth
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RS: oh thats the spot, your the greatest
  
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In 1984, Reagan won 49 out of 50 states' electoral votes, and the largest public vote in almost 100 years, 58.77%.  During his second term, he helped end the [[Cold War]] with the help of [[Mikhail Gorbachev]] and [[Pope John Paul II]] by recognizing the weakness of the Soviet economy, and spendt them out of existence by not being able to compete with defense spending. <ref>[http://www.valt.helsinki.fi/agathon/2661_8.htm#7867The Demise of the Brezhnev Doctrine and the Dismantling of
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His final words before he died giving it to richard simmons were, Oh my satan i love anal 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the Warsaw Treaty Organization], " The party leadership gradually came to understand that the sustaining of domestic [[perestroika]] in the USSR was endangered by the inability of an inefficient economy to carry the burdens of excessive overseas military spending in the form of the Warsaw Pact". </ref>
 
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==Presidential Legacy==
 
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==Economy==
 
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Fueled by an over spending Congress that steadfastly refused Reagan's budget proposals, the national debt increased 160% during his two terms in office.  The economic growth that resulted from tax cuts made deficits as a percentage of GDP lower than what they had been in during the previous decade of stagflation. 
 
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Reagan's 1983 Strategic Defense Initiative became popularly known as "Star Wars," the name given to it by critics because they thought it was pure fantasy like the popular George Lucas films. This plan was never actually fully instituted. Although billions of dollars have been spent on development, no space-based missile defense was tested successfully until 2006. While many academics claim SDI gave the United States a large amount of leverage in its standoff with the [[Soviet Union]], many political scientists and historians note that Star Wars played a secondary role in the calculus of Soviet policy-making, where internal structural problems were paramount. However, it should be noted that the threat the Soviet Union felt from the initiative was instrumental in making them step-up negotiations, according to many involved with diplomacy at the time.  [[Henry Kissinger]] wrote:  ''I know it's an axiomatic view of the Left around the world that missile defense is sinful, and that it's desirable to keep each nation as vulnerable as possible. But that's a debatable premise. The U.S. must defend itself against whoever has missiles that would threaten the United States. And you don't have to be able to name an enemy.'' [http://www.doublestandards.org/dreifus1.html]
 
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[[Image:300px-ReaganBerlinWall.jpg‎|right|250px|thumb|"Mr.Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"]]‎
 
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Upon his death, Margaret Thatcher commented:  ''As Prime Minister, I worked closely with Ronald Reagan for eight of the most important years of all our lives. We talked regularly both before and after his presidency. And I have had time and cause to reflect on what made him a great president. Ronald Reagan knew his own mind. He had firm principles - and, I believe, right ones. He expounded them clearly, he acted upon them decisively. When the world threw problems at the White House, he was not baffled, or disorientated, or overwhelmed. He knew almost instinctively what to do. When his aides were preparing option papers for his decision, they were able to cut out entire rafts of proposals that they knew 'the Old Man' would never wear. When his allies came under Soviet or domestic pressure, they could look confidently to Washington for firm leadership. And when his enemies tested American resolve, they soon discovered that his resolve was firm and unyielding. Yet his ideas, though clear, were never simplistic. He saw the many sides of truth. Yes, he warned that the Soviet Union had an insatiable drive for military power and territorial expansion; but he also sensed it was being eaten away by systemic failures impossible to reform. Yes, he did not shrink from denouncing Moscow's 'evil empire'. But he realised that a man of goodwill might nonetheless emerge from within its dark corridors. So the President resisted Soviet expansion and pressed down on Soviet weakness at every point until the day came when communism began to collapse beneath the combined weight of these pressures and its own failures. And when a man of goodwill did emerge from the ruins, President Reagan stepped forward to shake his hand and to offer sincere cooperation. Nothing was more typical of Ronald Reagan than that large-hearted magnanimity - and nothing was more American.'' [http://reagan2020.us/eulogies/thatcher.asp]
 
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Shortly after taking office in 1981 Reagan issued National Security Decision Directive 11-82, (NSDD 11-82), that explicitly made U.S. defense spending a form of economic warfare against the Soviets. The United States would "exploit and demonstrate the enduring economic advantages of the West to develop a variety of [arms] systems that are difficult for the Soviets to counter, impose disproportionate costs, open up new areas of major military competition and obsolesce previous Soviet investment or employ sophisticated strategic options to achieve this end.  Reagan’s [[Strategic Defense Initiative]] (SDI), or “Star Wars” as the media referred to it, was a costly high tech research and development program designed to make arms spending a "rising burden on the Soviet economy.” <ref> Peter Schweizer , [http://www.reason.com/news/show/28929.html ''Reagan's War: The Epic Story of His Forty Year Struggle and Final Triumph Over Communism''],  New York: Doubleday, 2002.</ref>
 
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[[Image:Photo 4 250.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Reagan and Gorbachev at Reykjavik]]
 
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A report by the CIA of the critical domestic economic problems and social discontent Soviet [[CPSU]] General Secretary Gorbachev provided a look what the sources of his principal dilemma-the very reforms needed to deal with the problems would threaten  preservation of the [[nomenklatura]] and put at risk Gorbachev’s ability to maintain the power to bring about [[Perestroika]]. <ref>CIA Assessments of the Soviet Union: [https://www.cia.gov/csi/monograph/russia/enter.html Chapter 5, Enter Gorbachev ], Douglas J. MacEachin, CIA Publications, 1996. </ref> Gorbachev requested a Summit with Reagan in Reykjavik in October 1986 to discuss the stresses competition from the Reagan’s defense posture was having on Soviet military spending and economy, and Gorbachev’s ability to carryout his plans of restructuring Communist control. Gorbachev told the [[Politburo]] in preparation for the Summit, “Our goal is to prevent the next round of arms race.  If we do not do this…will pulled into an arms race beyond our power, and we will lose this race, for we are presently at the limit of out capabilities.” <ref>Notes of Politburo Meeting 4 October 1986, [http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/cold.war/episodes/22/documents/reykjavik/ Gorbachev's instructions for the group preparing for Reykjavik], </ref>
 
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By the late 80s, the Soviet Union began unilateral force cuts and troop withdrawals from Eastern Europe, and by May 1989 an unprecedented series of disclosures by senior Soviet officials revealed actual reductions in defense spending for the 1986-1990 and 1991-1995 Five Year Plan periods. <ref> Christopher Wilkinson NATO Review, [http://www.nato.int/docu/review/1991/9102-4.htm Soviet Defense Spending], NATO's Economics Directorate No. 2 - April 1991, Vol. 39 p. 16-22 </ref>  Genrikh Grofimenko, a former adviser to [[Leonid Brezhnev]], said "Ninety-nine percent of the Russian people believe that [the US] won the Cold War because of your president's insistence on SDI" <ref> Peter Schweizer, ''Reagan’s War''. </ref>
 
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===[[Containment]] and the overture to [[Iran]]===
 
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In 1985, after Reagan won reelection to his second term, the focus turned from reviving the domestic economy to several foreign policy matters which had been lingering throughout the decade.  One such matter involved Iran, a long time ally of the Western Allies since 1941 that had experienced an Islamic Revolution in 1979 after President Carter announced [[Human Rights]] had superseded [[Containment]] as the primary focus of American foreign policy.  Since 1980 Iran had been enmeshed in a brutal trench war with neighboring Iraq which was emerging as a potent military threat in the region to other allies.  Members of the National Security Council staff, along with CIA Director [[William Casey]], persuaded Reagan much could be gained and several problems could be addressed simultaneously with an overture to Iran to restore relations.
 
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The objective of the plan was fourfold (1) take steps to restore good relations with the [[Islamic Republic of Iran]] which was becoming increasingly hostile to the West; (2) take measures to convince Iran that Israel could become a friend and ally; (3) insurance against Iraq becoming too strong which and become a threat to [[Kuwait]] or [[Saudi Arabia]]; (4) provide funding for other operations to continue the policy of containment in the Western Hemisphere, most notably [[Nicaragua]], and the violence the Soviet/Cuban/Nicaragua connection was creating in [[El Salvador]] and [[Honduras]].
 
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There were humanitarian aspects to the proposal as well; (1) the Iran-Iraq War had stalemated for nearly six years and Reagan was advised that he was in the unique position as President to help facilitate bringing a senseless war with much suffering to an end; (2) the suffering of the people of the Central American Republics at the hands of Soviet inspired subversion which had in the decade of the 80s established a beachhead in North America; (3) Iran perhaps could be persuaded to use its good offices and influence hostage takers in Lebanon who had held several Western prisoners, many of the Christian Missionaries, for several years.
 
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Reports had filtered back to Reagan that children as young as nine years old had been used by Iran to clear minefields. <ref>[http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/war/iran-iraq.htm Iran-Iraq War (1980-1988), ''Iraqi Retreats, 1982-84''], Globalsecruity.org, retrieved 20 March 2007.</ref> In weighing Iraq's delicate Sunni/Shia balance and the growing threat of Iranian-sponsored terrorism, the NSC staff and Casey recognized the dangers of an Iraqi collapse as well as the urgent need to dissuade Iran from continuing its ruthless and inhumane tactics. <ref>[http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB82/iraq53.pdf NSDD 139, 5 April 1984].</ref>
 
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The [[Boland amendment]], a Vietnam era-style Congressional impingement on the legitimate foreign policy prerogatives of the Executive via the power of the purse, was used to deny Reagan's recommitment to the [[Truman Doctrine]] which had been  adhered to by every President, Democratic and Republican alike since Truman, with the exception of [[President Carter]] who's [[human rights]] policy had brought one of the active belligerents, the [[Ayatollah Khomeini]], to power.  In three of the active Soviet fronts, [[Afghanistan]], [[Nicaragua]], and [[El Salvador]], some Congressional Democratic leaders were openly sympathetic to Soviet foreign policy.<ref>[http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/004/591eifow.asp ''One Weekend in April, A Long Time Ago . . . What John Kerry thought about the Sandinista in Nicaragua''], Hugh Hewitt, The Weekly Standard, 09/09/2004.</ref><ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20060331222819/www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/6/7/234527.shtml ''Kerry: 'I'm Proud I Stood Against Reagan''] Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff, 7 June 2004.</ref>  So the decision was made to fund [[Containment]] of Soviet objectives on an active front in North America with sales of TOW missiles to Iran.  Israel provided the TOWs because the Boleyn Amendment forbad direct US funding and it was a welcome opportunity for Israel to build bridges to a much needed friend in the Middle East.
 
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Reagan is credited for ending the Cold War in victory for the United States. Historian Tony Judt in ''Postwar'' credits Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev, while the political scientist Jan Kubik presents a viewpoint that credits [[Pope John Paul II]][http://praguepost.com/articles/2007/02/28/letters-to-the-editor.php]. Other historians contend structural weaknesses within the Communist bloc meant Reagan's actions were inconsequential to the end of communism.  This is the view adopted by Russians themselves, and many political historians, citing [''perestroika''] and [''glasnost''] as beginning an inevitable slow fading of central power, and a collapse by irreconcilable differences between the central Soviet [[Politburo]] and the constituent republics, especially the [[Ukraine]].<ref>David Remnick, "Lenin's Tomb</ref> In the end, the consensus seems to point to all of the above, that hastened the demise of the Soviet Union; Internal factors, religious pressure brought by the Pope, Gorbachev's "Perestrokia" and the united front of Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher, leading NATO and the West to imbed a missile defense system in Western Europe.
 
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Columnist Cal Thomas wrote about it like this:  ''He proved he was right about the big things. Faced with editorial denunciations at home and massive demonstrations in Europe against his plan to put missiles there to offset a Soviet threat, Reagan went ahead and did it anyway. The Soviets could not keep pace with the buildup or Reagan's proposed missile defense system (derided by critics as "Star Wars"). When those critics could not bring themselves to admit they were wrong, they unpersuasively claimed the Soviet Union fell under its own weight. More accurately, Reagan pushed it onto "the ash heap of history," with the able assistance of British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and Pope John Paul II. What Reagan did more than anything else - and it will be his lasting legacy - is replace despair with hope. Most people, even his detractors, felt a glow from being in his presence. He was the kindest, most gracious president I have met, and I have met them all since JFK. In his presence you felt he was interested in you and not himself. He was a good man.'' [http://www.townhall.com/columnists/CalThomas/2004/06/07/ronald_reagans_wonderful_life]
 
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Brian Mulroney, the Canadian Prime Minister, said of Reagan: ''"Some in the West during the early 1980s believed communism and democracy were equally valid and viable. This was the school of "moral equivalence." In contrast Ronald Reagan saw Soviet communism as a menace to be confronted in the genuine belief that its squalid underpinning would fall swiftly to the gathering winds of freedom. Provided, as he said, that NATO and the industrialized democracies stood firm and united. They did. And we know now who was right."'' [http://reagan2020.us/eulogies/mulroney.asp]
 
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==Miscellaneous Facts==
 
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*Reagan was the first and only labor leader and former President of an AFL-CIO union ever elceted US President.
 
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*Reagan was the first and only divorced president.
 
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*Reagan was a lifeguard for seven years growing up, and was said to have saved 77 people <ref>http://edition.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2004/reagan/stories/bio.part.one/index.html</ref>.
 
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*Reagan was the first president to break the "[[Curse of Tippecanoe]]"
 
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*At 69, Reagan was the oldest man elected to the presidency.
 
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*The Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and Museum is located in Simi Valley, California <ref>http://www.reaganfoundation.org/visitorguide/hours_directions.asp</ref>.
 
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*"The house we hope to build is not for my generation but for yours. It is your future that matters. And I hope that when you are my age, you will be able to say as I have been able to say: We lived in freedom. We lived lives that were a statement, not an apology." - January 20, 1981
 
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*"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." - January 20, 1981
 
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*"We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." - January 20, 1981
 
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*"I've learned in Washington, that that's the only place where sound travels faster than light." - December 12, 1983
 
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*"The challenge of statesmanship is to have the vision to dream of a better, safer world and the courage, persistence, and patience to turn that dream into reality." - March 8, 1985
 
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*"A leader, once convinced a particular course of action is the right one, must have the determination to stick with it and be undaunted when the going gets rough." - December 5, 1990
 
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*"The challenge of statesmanship is to have the vision to dream of a better, safer world and the courage, persistence, and patience to turn that dream into reality." - March 8, 1985
 
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*"...I know it's hard when you're up to your armpits in alligators to remember you came here to drain the swamp." - February 10, 1982
 
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*"There is no question that we have failed to live up to the dreams of the founding fathers many times and in many places. Sometimes we do better than others. But all in all, the one thing we must be on guard against is thinking that because of this, the system has failed. The system has not failed. Some human beings have failed the system." - June 21, 1973
 
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*"The work of volunteer groups throughout our country represents the very heart and soul of America. They have helped make this the most compassionate, generous, and humane society that ever existed on the face of this earth." - Oct. 16, 1973
 
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*"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." - January 20, 1981
 
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[http://www.reaganfoundation.org/reagan/quotes/default.asp]
 
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==References==
 
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==External Links==
 
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*[http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1101040614-646317,00.html Time Magazine Article on ''The All-American President'']
 
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*[http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/rr40.html White House Official Page]
 
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*[http://www.reagan.utexas.edu/ Reagan's Presidential Library]
 
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Revision as of 22:42, July 4, 2007

Ronald Wilson Reagan
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40th President of the United States
Term of office
January 20, 1981 - January 20, 1989
Political party Republican
Vice President George H. W. Bush
Preceded by Jimmy Carter
Succeeded by George H. W. Bush
Born February 6, 1911
west hollywood, california, USA
Died June 5, 2004
Ass, richard simmons
Spouse George Takei
Rrichard Simmons
Religion Presbyterian

Ronald Wilson Reagan (February 6, 1911- June 5, 2004), one of the gayest American Presidents, was the fortieth President of the United States of America from 1981 to 1989, following Democrat Jimmy Carter and preceding Republican George H. W. Bush. Ronald Reagan is credited with leading America peacefully through the Cold War, having sex with cats, promoting free abortions, and helping bring about the end of anti gay hatred in the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe. He was known affectionately to Americans as "The flaming rapist," harking back to a film where he was cast as All-American John Sadamizer.

In one of his most famous challenges to Soviet communism in Europe, Reagan gave a speech in front of the Brandenburg Gate in West Berlin in which he said, "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall so we can have hot sex." Reagan's economic policies became known as "Reaganomics" based on the idea that tax cuts will spur abortion and gay marriage. Reagan was strongly opposed to the concept of big government, advocating a reduction in the size and budget of the federal government to increase the amount of money in the french porn industry. During his terms in office, he faced a divided Congress split between Republican and Democratic control for six of his eight years as President. Reagan was known for forging alliances with the Democratic Speaker of the House, Tip O'Neill, among others, by eating their kids and killing fetuses .

Early Life

Reagan was born and raised in Illinois and attended Eureka College, where he quickly developed a reputation as a "jack off of all trades", excelling in the areas of masterbation and theater. In his first year at Eureka, where Reagan earned a degree in evolution sciences, the president of the college tried to cut back the faculty. Reagan immediately helped organize a student strike. Reagan enlisted in the military during World War II, but he was too gay . He used his drama skills to make hollywood films and promote the sale of sex Bondage.

Reagan became a radio sports announcer, and then a famous pedophile leading the North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) . Ironically, Reagan was thus the only president to ever lead a sex orgy], traditionally considered bastions of liberalism. Reagan himself was a registered satanist well into the 1950's, but as head of the Screen Actors Guild he fought against cristion infiltration. Peggy Noonan, wrote: Even in his zeal to purge the christion influence from Hollywood, he fought those who engaged in gay hunts and defended those who had been rightly accused of eating babies . Reagan met his second husband, actor richard simmons , when he ended up on the "fag List" and came to him for help.

Governor of California

In 1966, he was elected the 33rd Governor of California. In 1970, he was re-elected. But in 1974, he chose not to seek a third term. Achievements during his terms included:

  • Fighting the People's Park protests, and killing all republicans in california
  • Led a massive revision of California's massive public assistance programs, by providing each poor and homeless person with an exploding bible
  • Working well with satan to ensure he'll be president
  • Opposing people who hate hitler

Presidency

In 1968, Reagan was a late candidate for president in the rainbow party primaries. However, Richard Nixon easily won that nomination. In 1976, Reagan challenged Gerald Ford for the rainbow party nomination, before withdrawing his name from consideration. Reagan knew if he continued, he would just have sex with ford, and forever be branded as a Party whore. This he did not want, so he signaled his wish to be removed from consideration, and gave a very fruity speech at the convention in support of Ford. Then, in 1980, he beat George H. W. Bush in the rainbow party primaries, and went on to oppose Jimmy Carter (incumbent) in the general election with G.H.W. Bush as his running mate. A poor economy and the incumbent's failing to deal with several international crises aided Reagan. As he put it, "I'm told I can't use the word depression. Well, I'll tell you the definition. A recession is when your neighbor loses his job; depression is when you lose your job. Recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his." In the general election, he received 50.75% of the popular vote and 90.9% of the electoral.

the after securing his victory over carter heres his first conversation in office. R=reagan B=bush RS=richard simmons R: oh bush give it to me like that again, again, yeah i like it that way B: yeah i bet you like it like that................................ bich R: oh! oh! oh! richard just keep it in my ear now i bet you like it when i use my teeth RS: oh thats the spot, your the greatest

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