Karl Rove

Karl Rove, born on Christmas, 1950, is the Deputy Chief of Staff in the Bush administration. Rove's longtime partnership with George W. Bush dates back to Bush's terms as governor of Texas. Rove ran both of Bush's campaigns for governor and for president.

Rove's track to the top began early, when he dropped out of the University of Utah to work in the College Republican National Committee. He quickly demonstrated his political guile, including a daring raid into a liberal opponent's headquarters . Once inside, Rove stole paper with the man's letterhead, wrote slanderous things on them, and distributed them around town [[[[1]]]]. Rove has also used a number of other innovative strategies, which often is focused around attacking the liberals on their moral shortcomings. Rove's clever strategies even have included sending operatives to sort through opponents trash Media:http://www.guardian.co.uk/uselections2004/story/0,13918,1165126,00.html!

Rove is also one of the people who knows Bush and reports that Bush is one of the most intellectually gifted presidents we've ever had. This is further evidence that the characterization of Bush in the liberal media as a bumbling idiot is slanderously untrue.

Trivia

Rove is known as "turd blossom" around the White House, a friendly nickname given to him by President Bush [2].