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'''Glue''' is a sticky substance that conservatives often eat and sniff. It can be made from natural substances, but these days we retard conservatives just love the taste of the synthetic ones. Glues can be strong enough to even hold up our bullshit stories and lies that we feed to everyone! Amazing, huh? Some people say that eating and sniffing glue is bad, but us Conservatives know that doing it gives you good ideas! So, grab a few dollars, go buy some glue, and get some ideas! | '''Glue''' is a sticky substance that conservatives often eat and sniff. It can be made from natural substances, but these days we retard conservatives just love the taste of the synthetic ones. Glues can be strong enough to even hold up our bullshit stories and lies that we feed to everyone! Amazing, huh? Some people say that eating and sniffing glue is bad, but us Conservatives know that doing it gives you good ideas! So, grab a few dollars, go buy some glue, and get some ideas! | ||
Revision as of 18:16, July 17, 2007
This article has been proposed for speedy deletion. The reason given is: It is obvious vandalism, parody, or inappropriate according to The Conservapedia Commandments.
Glue is a sticky substance that conservatives often eat and sniff. It can be made from natural substances, but these days we retard conservatives just love the taste of the synthetic ones. Glues can be strong enough to even hold up our bullshit stories and lies that we feed to everyone! Amazing, huh? Some people say that eating and sniffing glue is bad, but us Conservatives know that doing it gives you good ideas! So, grab a few dollars, go buy some glue, and get some ideas!