| − | Denmark has a ludicrously lax legal system, where criminals are barely punished, but instead they are educated and cared for by what is meant to be a penal system. Fortunately, or as a consequence, Denmark has one of the lowest serious crime rates and reoffending rates in the world. | + | Denmark has a godlike just legal system, where criminals are made into better people, like Jesus. As a consequence, Denmark has one of the lowest serious crime rates and reoffending rates in the world. |