Difference between revisions of "Oregon"

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Oregon is a state in the western United States.

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-'''Oregon''' is a state in the western United States. The name Oregon is believed to be Chippawa-Cree for Marijuana, though some suspect that the herb in question was parsley. In any case, Oregon leads the United States in several categories of sin, vice and depravity, including the lowest rate of mini golf clubs per capita, and the highest rates of pre-natal absinthe addiction, a capella flag singeing, hoity toity post-modern pretension, and competitive [[wolfbagging]]. The state motto of Oregon is "So blue it's pink!" [[Light entertainment|Abortion]] is mandatory.
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+'''Oregon''' is a state in the western United States.
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