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==Presidential Legacy==
==Presidential Legacy==
Reagan's 1983 Strategic Defense Initiative became popularly known as "Star Wars," the name given to it by critics because they thought it was pure fantasy like the popular George Lucas films. This plan was never actually instituted. Although billions of dollars have been spent on development, no space-based missile defense system has ever been tested successfully. While supporters of Reagan claim SDI gave the United States a large amount of leverage in its standoff with the [[Soviet Union]], most political scientists and historians note that Star Wars played a fairly minor role in the calculus of Soviet policy-making, where internal structural problems were paramount.
Reagan's 1983 Strategic Defense Initiative became popularly known as "Star Wars," the name given to it by critics because they thought it was pure fantasy like the popular George Lucas films. This plan was never actually instituted. Although billions of dollars have been spent on development, no space-based missile defense system has ever been tested successfully. While supporters of Reagan claim SDI gave the United States a large amount of leverage in its standoff with the [[Soviet Union]], most political scientists and historians note that Star Wars played a fairly minor role in the calculus of Soviet policy-making, where internal structural problems were paramount.
==Supposed Demonic Origins==
After a thourough investigation into his background, the FBI was unable to find a birth certificate for Ronald Reagan. The FBI took their investigation abroad after hearing reports that a being that resembled Reagan had been seen in old tablets near Iraq. Looking at the old tablets, the picture drawn is identical to Ronald Reagan. The being was named Azazel who, according to ancient Sumerian legend, was a demon who ruled Sumeria for six centuries. Azazel disappeared unexpectedly, but vowed to return.
Originally, this was dismissed as a false story, lacking conclusive evidence. However, the FBI was able to obtain a blood sample and discovered no human allelles. Interestingly, the DNA had 666 chormosomes. Further evidence that Reagan may be the demon Azazel was solidly concluded upon his death. According to videotaped evidence that has been sealed by orders of Vice President Dick Cheney (another demon by the name of Slagthor), Reagan slowly burned and then dissapated into ashes. If this is true, then Regan (or Azazel) shall return in his third and final form. This will be his most powerful form. Azazel will bring forth the Apocolypse, where he and the Chosen One (representing the forces of good) will battle for the fate of humanity.
==Miscellaneous Facts==
==Miscellaneous Facts==