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      MAY, the fifth month of the year is the holiest of all times.  For on May 2nd in the late eighties god was born.  The mother of god looked lovingly into his eyes and proclaimed that, “I shall name you Clayton Benedict!”  That is how I come to be, and you may all now continue to worship me.   
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*MAY, the fifth month of the year is the holiest of all times.  For on May 2nd in the late eighties god was born.  The mother of god looked lovingly into his eyes and proclaimed that, “I shall name you Clayton Benedict!”  That is how I come to be, and you may all now continue to worship me.   
    And remember that although I do not have any proof that I am god, I have faith that I am God.  Faith is more powerful than fact or truth, and therefore I am indisputably your GOD.  Continue to praise me, and I hate you all for killing my son.
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*And remember that although I do not have any proof that I am god, I have faith that I am God.  Faith is more powerful than fact or truth, and therefore I am indisputably your GOD.  Continue to praise me, and I hate you all for killing my son.

Revision as of 10:47, March 14, 2007

  • MAY, the fifth month of the year is the holiest of all times. For on May 2nd in the late eighties god was born. The mother of god looked lovingly into his eyes and proclaimed that, “I shall name you Clayton Benedict!” That is how I come to be, and you may all now continue to worship me.
  • And remember that although I do not have any proof that I am god, I have faith that I am God. Faith is more powerful than fact or truth, and therefore I am indisputably your GOD. Continue to praise me, and I hate you all for killing my son.