Difference between revisions of "May"

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May is the fifth month of the year.

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-*MAY, the fifth month of the year is the holiest of all times. For on May 2nd in the late eighties god was born. The mother of god looked lovingly into his eyes and proclaimed that, “I shall name you Clayton Benedict!” That is how I come to be, and you may all now continue to worship me.
+'''May''' is the fifth [[month]] of the [[year]].
-*And remember that although I do not have any proof that I am god, I have faith that I am God. Faith is more powerful than fact or truth, and therefore I am indisputably your GOD. Continue to praise me, and I hate you all for killing my son.
-*The one question that my omnipotence cannot fathom, is how conservopedia has become the major site it claims to be. Most of its articles are what it claims to be VSA, very short articles. The article on slopes does not even mention derivatives. I command you to steal wikipedia’s ideas and information more thoroughly in the future. YOUR GOD HAS SPOKEN, NOW OBEY!
-*How dare you attempt to erase my page!?! I WILL SMITE YOU!!!!
-*So you have exiled me from my own May page and now like the exiled Jews I have found a new home.