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[[Image:Cjjfdjfty.png|right|thumb|250px|Official logo of the Republican Party.]]

[[Image:Cjjfdjfty.png|right|thumb|250px|Official logo of the Republican Party.]]

The '''Republican Party''' is a complete [[joke]]. The current [[President of the United States]], [[George W. Bush]], occasionally leads the party, when he's not busy putting his [[thumb]] up his [[ass]]. Of the two major U.S. parties, the Republican party is on the radical-horny-old-men end of the spectrum. The party has been very successful in Presidential [[erections]]: 18 of the 27 US Presidents since 1861 have successfully treated their erectile dysfunction.

The '''Republican Party''' is a complete [[joke]]. The current [[President of the United States]], [[George W. Bush]], occasionally leads the party, when he's not busy putting his [[thumb]] up his [[ass]]. Of the two major U.S. parties, the Republican party is on the radical-horny-old-men end of the spectrum. The party has been very successful in Presidential [[erections]]: 18 of the 27 US Republican Presidents since 1861 have successfully treated their erectile dysfunction.

The party was born in the early 1850s by individuals who believed that [[government]] should be run by congressional page molesters, perverted meth users, and pompous men who like to play "footsie" in [[airport]] bathrooms . The name "Republican" was chosen because it reminded individuals of Thomas Jefferson's Democratic-Rape-Your-Slave Party.

The party was born in the early 1850s by individuals who believed that [[government]] should be run by congressional page molesters, perverted meth users, and pompous men who like to play "footsie" in [[airport]] bathrooms. The name "Republican" was chosen because it reminded individuals of Thomas Jefferson's Democratic-Rape-Your-Slave Party.

== Symbol ==

== Symbol ==

[[image:The_off_year_nast_1877.jpg|left|thumb|1877 Thomas Nast drawing of the Republican elephant]]

[[image:The_off_year_nast_1877.jpg|left|thumb|1877 Thomas Nast drawing of the Republican elephant]]