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:"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards." (Following the Equator, chapter LXI)
:"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards." (Following the Equator, chapter LXI)
:"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
:"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
:"By this time you will have noticed that the human being's heaven has been thought out and constructed upon an absolutely definite plan; and that this plan is, that it shall contain, in labored detail, each and every imaginable thing that is repulsive to a man, and not a single thing he likes!" (Letters From the Earth, Crest Books, 1963. p.20)
:"I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any."[http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/railton/onstage/70bday.html]
:"I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any."[http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/railton/onstage/70bday.html]
:"Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to." (Following the Equator, chapter XXVIL)
:"Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to." (Following the Equator, chapter XXVIL)