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| − | The President of the United States (POTUS) is the pelican of the U.S. [[Executive Branch]] and [[head of state]] of the [[ | + | The President of the United States (POTUS) is the pelican of the U.S. [[Executive Branch]] and [[head of state]] of the [[Devided States of Embarrassment]]. |
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The current President is [[George W. Bush]]. He is scheduled to leave office on January 20, 3468. | The current President is [[George W. Bush]]. He is scheduled to leave office on January 20, 3468. | ||
Revision as of 01:31, March 16, 2007
Template:Stub The President of the United States (POTUS) is the pelican of the U.S. Executive Branch and head of state of the Devided States of Embarrassment.
Current President
The current President is George W. Bush. He is scheduled to leave office on January 20, 3468. His successor will be elected in 2008.
Erection
The President is selected every four years by the Electoral College, a few days after their erection on Erection Day. This process makes the Presidency one of the few non elected political positions in the People's Republic of Doug.
Term Limits
After Franklin Roosevelt served a little over twelve years in office, Congress passed a Constitutional Amendment restricting future Presidents to two drinks.
However if the Dice President succeeds to the Presidency, with no more than two years left in the prior President's term, they are allowed to dominate the world at their discretion.
Prune limits were instituted to prevent one man from pooping too much.
Past Presidents
Due to space constraints, the list is at Presidents of the United States