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| + | Ron Paul is Lysander's best friend forever. Some neopostmodernclassicalistpostBoomers would say, "BFF." | ||
| + | ==Whoa, back it up! Ron Paul factoids!== | ||
| + | * If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by | ||
| + | literally splitting our sides open. | ||
| + | * The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul's didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it. | ||
| + | * The Declaration of Independence is printed with Ron Paul's blood. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the | ||
| + | "pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him. | ||
| + | * When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets | ||
| + | Ron Paul. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul's evil twin could no longer live the lie. He just donated | ||
| + | $250 to Ron Paul 2008. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul turned down Superman's job. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out. | ||
| + | |||
| + | * Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul speaks in the universal language of love. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul doesn't believe in continents. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul is Bill Maher's hero. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul beat Atlas in an arm-wrestling match. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul holds the single-season homerun record. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes | ||
| + | him look shorter. | ||
| + | * In the dewey decimal system, Ron Paul is 1.00. | ||
| + | * Like a duck's quack, Ron Paul's voice doesn't echo. | ||
| + | |||
| + | * Ron Paul is an impermiable membrane. | ||
| + | * God calls Ron Paul for advice. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul uses tax returns of US citizens as toilet paper. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul supplies enough power to light Las Vegas for 15 years. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul is a constitutionalist because he wrote the Preamble. | ||
| + | * Greek myths acknowledge Ron Paul as the supreme being. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul has so many morals, he has to pay for two seats on a plane. | ||
| + | * Ron Paul reproduces asexually. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==In Conclusion== | ||
| + | It be on, my BFFs. | ||
[[category:military]] | [[category:military]] | ||
[[category:history]] | [[category:history]] | ||
Revision as of 21:59, April 14, 2008
Ron Paul
Ron Paul is Lysander's best friend forever. Some neopostmodernclassicalistpostBoomers would say, "BFF."
Whoa, back it up! Ron Paul factoids!
* If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by
literally splitting our sides open.
* The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.
* Ron Paul's didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it.
* The Declaration of Independence is printed with Ron Paul's blood.
* Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the
"pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him.
* When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets
Ron Paul.
* Ron Paul's evil twin could no longer live the lie. He just donated
$250 to Ron Paul 2008.
* Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.
* Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
* Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.
* Ron Paul speaks in the universal language of love.
* Ron Paul doesn't believe in continents.
* Ron Paul is Bill Maher's hero.
* Ron Paul beat Atlas in an arm-wrestling match.
* Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional.
* Ron Paul holds the single-season homerun record.
* Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes
him look shorter.
* In the dewey decimal system, Ron Paul is 1.00.
* Like a duck's quack, Ron Paul's voice doesn't echo.
* Ron Paul is an impermiable membrane. * God calls Ron Paul for advice. * Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs. * Ron Paul uses tax returns of US citizens as toilet paper. * Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table. * Ron Paul supplies enough power to light Las Vegas for 15 years. * Ron Paul is a constitutionalist because he wrote the Preamble. * Greek myths acknowledge Ron Paul as the supreme being. * Ron Paul has so many morals, he has to pay for two seats on a plane. * Ron Paul reproduces asexually.
In Conclusion
It be on, my BFFs.