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Lysander (d. 395 B.C.) was a Greek general in the service of Sparta; as a leader in the Peloponnesian War, he won several naval victories over Athens, and eventually sacked the same city, bringing the War to a victorious close.

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-==Ron Paul==
+'''Lysander''' (d. 395 B.C.) was a [[Greece|Greek]] [[general]] in the service of [[Sparta]]; as a leader in the [[Peloponnesian War]], he won several [[navy|naval]] victories over [[Athens]], and eventually sacked the same city, bringing the War to a victorious close.
-Ron Paul is Lysander's best friend forever. Some neopostmodernclassicalistpostBoomers would say, "BFF."
-==Whoa, back it up! Ron Paul factoids!==
-    * If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by
-      literally splitting our sides open.
-    * The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.
-    * Ron Paul's didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it.
-    * The Declaration of Independence is printed with Ron Paul's blood.
-    * Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the
-      "pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him.
-    * When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets
-      Ron Paul.
-    * Ron Paul's evil twin could no longer live the lie. He just donated
-      $250 to Ron Paul 2008.
-    * Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.
-    * Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
-    * Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.
-    * Ron Paul speaks in the universal language of love.
-    * Ron Paul doesn't believe in continents.
-    * Ron Paul is Bill Maher's hero.
-    * Ron Paul beat Atlas in an arm-wrestling match.
-    * Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional.
-    * Ron Paul holds the single-season homerun record.
-    * Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes
-      him look shorter.
-    * In the dewey decimal system, Ron Paul is 1.00.
-    * Like a duck's quack, Ron Paul's voice doesn't echo.
-    * Ron Paul is an impermiable membrane.
-    * God calls Ron Paul for advice.
-    * Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs.
-    * Ron Paul uses tax returns of US citizens as toilet paper.
-    * Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.
-    * Ron Paul supplies enough power to light Las Vegas for 15 years.
-    * Ron Paul is a constitutionalist because he wrote the Preamble.
-    * Greek myths acknowledge Ron Paul as the supreme being.
-    * Ron Paul has so many morals, he has to pay for two seats on a plane.
-    * Ron Paul reproduces asexually.
-==In Conclusion==
-It be on, my BFFs.
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