Phyllis Schlafly

Sing-a-long in Obama-vision!

The Pharcyde - Ya Mama

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)

Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy

with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough

I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)

She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back

Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk

Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot

Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks

With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks

Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot

She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop

Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit

She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute

She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty

Filled up with Kool-Aid, just for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute

Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot

She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat

I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek

I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium

way back in September

Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls

In some bright red boxer drawers

You said ya moms was pretty and young

But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut

And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)

We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's

and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack

They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way

Cause that would blow me round the world in a day

We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay

because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot

Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot

With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Let's lulz together and heal America.