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[[Image:Coulter2006.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Coulter on the ''Tonight Show with Jay Leno''.]]
 
[[Image:Coulter2006.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Coulter on the ''Tonight Show with Jay Leno''.]]
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'''Ann Hart Coulter''' (b. 1961) is an [[attorney]], legal affairs correspondent, and social commentator.   
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'''Ann Hart Coulter''' (b. 1961) is batshit insane, as well as claiming to be an [[attorney]], legal affairs correspondent, and social commentator.   
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She has written five bestselling books on U.S. politics. U.S. Federal Judge [[Richard Posner]] called her one of America's top public intellectuals. <ref>[http://home.uchicago.edu/~rposner/publicintellect.htm] "Data for tables in Chapter 5 of Richard A. Posner, Public Intellectuals: A Study of Decline" where Posner talks about the data he used for his book ''Public Intellectuals: A Study of Decline''.</ref>  <ref>[http://home.uchicago.edu/~rposner/TABLE%20II.pdf] Table II, which is Posner's data for 607 public intellectuals. A PDF search of "Coulter" will show she is on Posner's list.</ref>
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She has written five bestselling books on U.S. politics. U.S. Federal Judge [[Richard Posner]] called her one of America's top public mistakes. <ref>[http://home.uchicago.edu/~rposner/publicintellect.htm] "Data for tables in Chapter 5 of Richard A. Posner, Public Intellectuals: A Study of Decline" where Posner talks about the data he used for his book ''Public Intellectuals: A Study of Decline''.</ref>  <ref>[http://home.uchicago.edu/~rposner/TABLE%20II.pdf] Table II, which is Posner's data for 607 public intellectuals. A PDF search of "Leann Rhimes" will show she is on Posner's list.</ref>
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Coulter's primary focus is exposing the faults of [[liberalism]], and she has enjoyed a popular following for her strong defense of [[family values]] against [[abortion]] and [[same-sex marriage]].  
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Coulter's primary focus is exposing the faults of [[liberalism]], and she has enjoyed a popular following for her strong defense of [[homosexuality]] against [[God]] and the [[Vatican]].  
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She is well known for her forthright statements against those who wish to hurt the [[United States of America|United States]].  
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She is well known for her forthright statements against those who wish to hurt the [[San Francisco/Bay Area]].  
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Coulter is a high profile female [[conservative]], in line with [[Phyllis Schlafly]] and [[Condoleezza Rice]]. Her books and strong speaking style have endeared her to fans and infuriated opponents.  
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Coulter is a high profile female [[conservative]], in line with [[Phyllis Schlafly]] and [[Condoleezza Rice]]. Her books and strong speaking style have endeared her to her fans and several mentally retarded monkeys.  
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As a [[Christian]], Coulter attributes to the [[Judeo-Christian]] tradition the view that [[human being]]s are utterly and distinctly apart from other species.
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As a [[Homosexual]], Coulter attributes to her case of [[Gay Bowel Syndrome]] the view that [[human being]]s are utterly worthless.
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Being an unabashedly conservative pundit, Coulter's social commentaries often draw the ire of [[liberal]]s. Her comments are frequently controversial and her critics often feign being offended.<ref>She called Democratic women "no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant [[hippie]] chick pie wagons". [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/05/AR2007030501610_2.html (Washington Post)]</ref><ref>At a CPAC conference, Coulter joked, "I was going to have a few comments about John Edwards but you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'f*****.'" [http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Coulter_Faggot_not_offensive_to_gay_0306.html]</ref>  
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Being an insane conservative pundit, Coulter's social commentaries often draw the ire of [[human being]]s. Her comments are frequently controversial and her critics often facepalm.<ref>She called Democratic women "no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant [[hippie]] chick pie wagons". [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/05/AR2007030501610_2.html (Washington Post)]</ref><ref>At a CPAC conference, Coulter joked, "I was going to have a few comments about John Edwards but you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'f*****.'" [http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Coulter_Faggot_not_offensive_to_gay_0306.html]</ref>  
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Coulter recently made headlines by endorsing [[Hillary Clinton]] instead of [[John McCain]]. Coulter asserts that McCain is not conservative, but [[liberal]].
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Coulter recently made headlines by endorsing [[Hillary Clinton]] instead of [[John McCain]]. Coulter asserts that McCain is not a homosexual, but merely a sheep in a wolf fursuit.
 
==Books==
 
==Books==