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* Vladimir Levin - Allegedly tricked Citibank's computers into spitting out $10 million.
* Vladimir Levin - Allegedly tricked Citibank's computers into spitting out $10 million.
* Johnathan James - aka ''c0mrade'', made unauthorized copies of software that controlled the International Space Station's life sustaining elements. Also intercepted thousands of electronic messages from the DoD relating to U.S. nuclear activities.
* Johnathan James - aka ''c0mrade'', made unauthorized copies of software that controlled the International Space Station's life sustaining elements. Also intercepted thousands of electronic messages from the DoD relating to U.S. nuclear activities.
* Albert "Satan is the Walrus" Gore - Teamed up with Darth Vader and Jesus Christ in order to pull off the world's biggest bank heists in history, by teleporting computers back to 10 AD, hiring the entire cast of BattleStar Galactica, and using Doctor Who's tardis in order to convert Christians to Christianity. The result of this was that nothing happened, so Alvin Gore went on to defeat the evil empire. No, wait, that's the plot of '[[Star Wars]]'. Al "Osama Bin Laden Loves Jesus Christ" Gore actually used his sinisterly gigantic amount of blubber in order to envelop the globe, killing all life except for god and his pet dog wibbledybibbledy, and raisined the global temperatures to the 97, creatings global warmings. Borat very much-a like global warmings, so he had sexytime with your father. Who is god. And Jesus. And Wikipedia. Don't forget wikipedia. Wikipedia owns your mom. WOOO SCIENTOLOGY!!!!! roflcopter never mind.
==Grey-Hat==
==Grey-Hat==