::A jihad be upon thee! Thy foolish banter hast aroused the wrath of Allah, and he shall smite thee upon the battle plane (er, plain)! [[User:Mohammed07|Mohammed07]] 14:27, 15 March 2007 (EDT)
Ha ha you guys, very funny [[User:Scorpionman|Scorpionman]] 15:Hey Durza9110, vile shade15 March 2007 (EDT) :Now look here, get off I never asked him to beat you up. I was just saying that he probably ''could''. Yes, beating people up proves nothing and ''that'' is why I don't do it. About "having intelligence to insult back"; I can't always think up and insult on the spot, unfortunately, because the moment is so stressful that it's hard to think. It's so irritating that I always think up of here or the insult afterward, which is pointless because I shall drive mine sword can't insult them anymore. However, Jesus did instruct us to "love our enemies", therefore insulting people back is an un-Christian thing to do. No I'm not a cave man who "punches his way through thine hearteverything"; are you? If I didn't know more about you, I might say that you were. ''And'' a hunchbacked grave robber. I originally was going to just call myself "Scorpion" (which I probably should still do), so where did you get your name? From Durza, that Shade in ''Eragon''?[[User:Scorpionman|Scorpionman]] 10:03, 17 March 2007 (EDT):P.S. The "graveyard comment" is from a ''The Far Side'' cartoon (you have heard of ''The Far Side'', right?) It depicts Dr. Frankenstein, his monster and Igor sitting in a restaurant. The monster gets up and says "Oh, yeah! Well, I'd rather be a living corpse made from dismembered body parts than a hunchbacked little grave robber like you!" (referring to Igor) Can't you see the humor in that [[User:Scorpionman|Scorpionman]] 1510:0914, 15 17 March 2007 (EDT):''Jihad'' literally means "Holy war"; and the name speaks for itself. Islam is based upon this concept, which means to go to war against "heathen" nations and either convert them to Islam or kill them all. "A Jihad upon you!" Ha ha, the other comments were jokes can't you see that. Or obviously you can't, and don't have a sense of humorr.