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| + | 1500 BC, Semi-nomadic Nordic Whites, Invaded India from the northwest, their name meas 'lord of the land'. |
| − | Despite the usual connotations of "white" meaning pure and clean, '''white people''', especially in [[America]] are sexually deviant, lazy, inbred mongrels. [[Jews]] and light-skinned [[Mexican|Hispanics]] (brown and dark-skinned [[spics|Hispanics]] being the majority), though often appearing white, go to great lengths to distance themselves from whites. The American census, for instance, does not allow whites to register as Hispanics, the choice being "White, non-Hispanic".
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| − | White people, or '''"Whitey"''' as they have come to be known, came to America from [[Europe]].
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| − | ==History of Whitey==
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| − | [[Image:Whiteman.jpg|frame|Whiteman, a Superhero for the 21st century.]]
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| − | Whitey (or crackers as the sub-human species is commonly known) were created [[at least 100 years ago]] by an all knowing black scientist named [[Malcolm X]]. Malcolm needed a group of people for his fellow blacks to rob, [[rape]], and murder. The first whitey, Pat Boone, previewed the behavior that would define the white race for centuries to come and raped all of the goats at Mr. X's goat farm while Mr. X was away on vacation.
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| − | The insane cracker wasn't finished.
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| − | Boone broke in to the barn and proceeded to strangle the pre-teen daughter and son of Malcolm X. The vile subhuman went on to [[necrophilia|rape their dead corpses]], chop their bodies in to little pieces and place the pieces in an ice chest down in the [[basement]] (you don't see [[black people]] doing shit like that). Those events further foreshadowed defining characteristics of the cracker race.
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| − | When Malcolm returned home he was devastated. His lab was in shambles as well. Turned out Boone cloned himself and created an entire army of goat fucking, pedophilic, murdering, road kill eating crackers. This caused Malcolm X to vow vengence on all crackers everywhere by [[terrorism|any means necessary]]. The television show, the Jeffersons, depict the events but changed the goat farm in to a cleaners.
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| − | Though white people often point to the [[Bible]] to justify their rape and subjugation of non-whites it is in fact evidence of their illiteracy. Biblical characters were Semitics, mostly [[Jews]]. White people, however, can't read; so 100 years of watching other white people play these parts in movies has caused a mass delusion that they are the [[Special:Listadmins|chosen people]].
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| − | In America, even someone who is 100% white is still, generally, a mongrel. Most white people have the blood of many ethnicities in them. Within a generation of coming to the [[US]], most sons and daughters of immigrants interbred with everyone else. This seminal intermixing gaurantees that most white people have [http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/16704.JPG genetic material] from other races. If it wasn't for this genetic mixing white people might have gone extinct as the result of genetic syndromes caused by inbreeding.
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| − | [[Image:Howdy-doody.jpg|right|thumb|[[Typical]] White person]]
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| − | In America, great social upheaval has occured since the second half of the 20<sup>th</sup> century over employment and educational polices such as Affirmative Action, racial quotas and immigration visas. In order to make sure ''some'' real work gets done, American businesses, schools, and the government have insituted policies to bring in non-white workers. Many of these lazy whites have protested these policies which they believe allow non-whites to have jobs they felt entitled to. On the high salary end of the job market, high-tech companies are forced to look overseas for H1-B work permit holders to find qualified workers. Even among low wage jobs such as fruit picking it is well-known among farmers that lazy germophobe whites are unwilling to get dirty or do the job with any speed and efficiency.
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| − | ==White Accomplishments==
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| − | White people are responsible for the following inventions/innovations-
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| − | *[[War]]
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| − | *[[4chan]]
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| − | *[[genocide]]
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| − | *[[Africa|hunger]]
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| − | *[[white trash|illiteracy]]
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| − | *[[disease]]
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| − | *[[rape|stealing countries]]
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| − | *[[You]]
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| − | *[[Wikipedia|dishonesty]]
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| − | *[[WTC]]
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| − | *[[Charles Manson|serial killing]]
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| − | *[[masturbation]]
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| − | *[[Holocaust|The holocaust]]
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| − | *[[Civilization]]
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| − | *[[drug]]s
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| − | *[[furry]]
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| − | *[[Fangirl]]s
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| − | *[[Christian]]ity
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| − | *[[The Man]]
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| − | *[[Big Brother]]
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| − | *[[Adolf Hitler]]
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| − | *[[your mom]]
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| − | ==Whitey and You==
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| − | [[Image:Whitepenis.jpg|right|thumb|Typical White Penis.]]
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| − | The sexually deviant white [[perverts]] have [[fetish]]ized every other skin color and ethnicity on the planet. Historically, white people had to [[rape]] in order to fulfill their deviant needs. Even the American founding fathers were having babies with their slaves. As white people moved west across the United States, and their European brethren colonized [[Asia]] and [[Africa]], they continued to force themselves on native people to satisfy their needs. For this reason, everyone hates White people -- except for a few who are liked by [[black]] folk as shown by the fact that a website named [[Black People Love Us!]] exists.
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| − | White [[man|men]] lust after the unobtainable which creates a huge marketplace for the entrepreneurial [[porn]]ographer. The proliferation of interacial porn on the internet, sub-divided by every ethnicity (particulary [[asians]] and [[black]]s), is testament to the fact that non-white women won't have sex with white men unless paid outrageous sums of money. White [[women]] aren't left out either. White men are so unattractive that most white women get wet and open their legs just at the thought of non-white [[cock]].
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| − | It is worth noting that [[communities]] and [[convention]]s organized around a [[paraphilia|sexual fetish]] are mostly populated by white people.
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| − | White people are known to fall asleep while [[sex|fucking]].
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| − | ==Whitey and Slavery==
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| − | [[Image:Family__duggar.jpg|thumb|right|They breed prodigiously, like rats. They also value their privacy.]]
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| − | Eventually the whites took over America and enslaved the blacks. Even in a position of power they couldn't fight back their analmistic behavior. The most disgusting example was [[George Washington|raping slave bitches]]. EWWWWWW, fucking disgusting. You know those bitches didn't bathe regularly let alone [[douche]]!!!!!!!! Yet the crackers just so desperately had to have that slave pussy that they couldn't control themselves despite the lack of available [[douche]].
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| − | This eventually has led to the decline of civilization as we know it, since the slave negros never washed their pussies, they gave birth to mutilated babies of filth. We can trace all known durty pussied sluts to the great grandmother of Britney Spears, who as we all well know, has the most famous [[fuckhole]] ever known to exist. Sadly Brit is also famous for being the biggest piece of filthy white trash shit ever to step out of a mobile home in Louisiana.
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| − | Here is a rare photograph documenting Britney Spears wearing actual panties:
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| − | [[Image:Spearsvaginaopened.jpg]]
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| − | [[Black|Blacks]] typically like to complain about [[The Man|the system]], Whitey does the opposite. Whitey tends to complain about people who complain about the system. Whitey is a steadfast supporter of the status quo and believes everyone who gets fucked over in life is just "lazy". This is grossly hypocritical because Whitey himself was too lazy to pick his own cotton, so he got slaves to do it for him. The whole Whitey economy was built off of cheap labor from Blacks, [[spic|Hispanics]] and [[Azn|Asians]]. But this fact is lost on Whitey and he typically links to think that his kind invented [[civilization]].
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| − | ==Where Whitey Lives==
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| − | [[Image:Dallas.jpg|thumb|"[[Dallas]]", a famous residence area for white people.]]
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| − | White people tend to congregarate outside of cities in large developments of houses that look completely alike. Because their brains lack the ability to grasp many new concepts, they are frightened and disturbed by anything unusual to them, or anything which requires complex thought to understand. It is because of this that they create large housing developments with strict rules. In a development, some usual rules include the required possession of: one [[bible]] per person, one white person of the opposite sex bound by marriage, one to two [[children]], more than $50,000 per year in income per independent, many expensive, shiny objects with which to occupy oneself, a satelite dish that recieves 500 channels or more, multiple cars costing more than $15,000 a piece, jobs (preferably office work), and very green, evenly trimmed grass. Any and all skeletons are usually required to be kept buried very deeply in closets, because the abnormality of these things can cause other white people to become scared, to stop allowing their children outside, to call up one of the plethora of policemen at any opportunity, to curse you in [[church]] or, if you happen to have some particularly disgusting skeletons, they may riot, commit [[arson]], or murder.
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| − | ==Whitey Social Behavior==
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| − | Crackers have a tendancy to walk around in public in a funny, uptight manner (most likely because most of them have sticks up their asses or have been [[almost raped]]).
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| − | The male White specimen tends to be a [[lamer]], a [[Douchebag|frat boy]] or an [[emo]]. During the day they tend to flock together in packs at the mall or travel alone in search of non-White women to molest. During the night, the emofag cuts itself, the lamer posts on [[livejournal]] or [[myspace]], and the frat boy gets totally fucking shit-mouth, piss drunk. When a White male animal gets drunk, it tends to become very rowdy and aggressive and tends to make loud yelling and whooping noises that wake up the whole neighborhood. Some scientists believe this is a White male mating call.
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| − | The female White specimen tends to be a [[16 year old girl]], an [[emo]], a Valleygirl or some type of [[whore]]. During the day they tend to flock together to look for clothes, fattening food or look for fratboys to hook up with. At night the 16 year old girls and emos get on Facebook or myspace where they can shamelessly promote themselves and bask in the glow of [[unwarranted self-importance]]. The Valleygirl turns into a were-bitch that wrecks parties, while the whore gets drunk to the point of passing out so they can get almost raped and tell about it on Livejournal.
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| − | Whiteys typically love dissing non-White people so they can feel important and good about their pasty, unattractive selves.
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| − | ==Whitey Sexual Behavior==
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| − | [[Image:Cory Williamson.jpg|left|thumb|Your average suburban Whitey teenage male doing your average Whitey teenage things like raping your neighbor's dog]]
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| − | Whiteys are world-renowned rapists and dabblers in all sorts of sexual perversion. Whitey men can easily [http://www.asian-nation.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=194 rape women in Asia], take sex slaves from Africa and South America and take child prostitutes from Eastern Europe with impunity since Whitey men are seen as virtuous and inherently good in Whitey-controlled society. All the sexual abuse in the world is blamed on [[nigger|Blacks]] so Whitey's record can stay clean. All those Native American women who get raped by Whitey and those slave women during slavery who got raped were just [[asking for it]]. Or so the White devil would have you believe. Whitey men are also known for being extremely sexually perverse and [http://www.fox21.com/Global/story.asp?S=3456745 having sex with dogs] [http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1739698,00.html and taking it [[in the ass]] from horses]. Whitey women are known for having extreme fetishes and craving non-White [[cock]] and [http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=10871123&dopt=Abstract dying from bizzare sexual acts].
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| − | [[Image:Choking.jpg|thumb|Typical Whitey female into typical Whitey female sexual passtimes.]]
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| − | ==Eating and Shopping Habits of Whitey==
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| − | A strange dichotomy exists. Amongst [[hippies]] and [[yuppies]] and others swollen with [[liberal guilt]], they like so-called "healthy food" and can be seen [[buying organic]] food. The more expensive and earth-friendly it is, the more they want it. They also bring their own fucking bags to the store, usually tiny misshapen [[stoned|hemp]] bags handmade by women from the local battered woman's shelter that cannot hold their $350 worth of soy products and K-Y Jelly.
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| − | Strangely enough, for people who like cruelty-free products they sure are [[assholes]] towards to the hired help of stores and restaurants. A no-cruelty mindset does not extend towards the lower class, [[poor]] [[motherfucker]]s, and wearing a cheap polo shirt and plastic nametag makes you [[shit]] in there eyes.
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| − | They care more about animals than people, it would seem. See [[Peta]].
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| − | [[Image:Sexyhottmama.jpg|thumb|right|[[White Trash]] beauty queen: From the failed, "Girls of the Buffet" spread]]
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| − | Amongst [[white trash]], super greasy, non-nutritional food is the norm. Hamburgers, Americanized "Mexican Food", and the important all-you-can-eat buffet, where one can also ingest other people's bodily fluids intermixed with tasteless food. In large quantities. It's amazing to see a five hundred pound [[fat]] [[fuck]] who is actually malnourished, living amongst a pile of [[McDonalds]] wrappers and [[shitty]] discarded underwear while drinking a diet coke.
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| − | ==White People Who Are Not White==
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| − | [[Image:Carlton_Banks.jpg|thumb|Kind of white.]]
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| − | Despite the degrading implications that come from being associated with the race, there are still those who take pride in pretending they are part of the perverted species of rapists and plunderers that have held down the progress of the human race. Some examples of them include:
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| − | *'''Coconut''': [[Mexico|Brown]] ([[black]]) on the outside, white on the inside
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| − | *'''Apple''': Red on the outside, white on the inside
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| − | *'''[[Twink|Twinkie]]''' or '''Banana''': [[Azn|Yellow]] on the outside, white on the inside
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| − | Harassment, beatings, lynchings and the popped ass-caps are typical responses to these individuals. If you see one, please react accordingly.
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| − | ==Conclusion==
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| − | All white people are going to hell.
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| − | ==See also==
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| − | *[[White Middle Class Liberal]]
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| − | *[[Black People Love Us!]]
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| − | *[http://www.duffse.cx/whiteblack.swf An in depth comparison] of White people and [[Black people]]
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| − | *[[Missing white woman syndrome]]
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| − | *[[Average Homeboy]]
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| − | *[[White nationalism]]
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| − | [[Category:Crap]]
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| − | ==External Links==
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| − | *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOsco450zbo A controversial study of white people]
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| − | *[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=41102582]
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1500 BC, Semi-nomadic Nordic Whites, Invaded India from the northwest, their name meas 'lord of the land'.
