Difference between revisions of "Diversity"

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== Assfly ==
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'''Diversity''' refers to a blend of several unique items coexisting. For example, you could have a diverse collection, or a diverse [[ecosystem]]. However most commonly, the term is used to describe [[race|racial]] diversity. Racial Diversity is the blending of many [[ethnicity|ethnic]] backgrounds, and is used to justify the practice of [[affirmative action]].
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The [[User:Aschlafly|Assfly]] is a breed of fly that is thought to have [[Evolution|devolved]] from [[Human|Homo sapiens]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guy]] was imagined as the result of an ice-cream [[John_McCain|headache]].
 
  
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Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces.
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Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include:
 
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* Beliefs in non-existent super beings.
 
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* Being born of a politically backward matriarch.
 
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* Homosexual siblings.
 
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* Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as "[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]" disorder).
 
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* Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not.
 
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* [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists.
 
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Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problems]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.
 

Revision as of 23:42, November 18, 2008

Diversity refers to a blend of several unique items coexisting. For example, you could have a diverse collection, or a diverse ecosystem. However most commonly, the term is used to describe racial diversity. Racial Diversity is the blending of many ethnic backgrounds, and is used to justify the practice of affirmative action.

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