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Line 1: − A '''fly''' can be used to describe many types of flying [[insects]] of the order diptera (probably from the same [[baramin]]), though it is most often used to mean [[house fly]], a household pest that lays [[eggs]] in [[garbage]] which hatch into [[maggot]]s, the larval stage of flies. Flies are the only insects to have two wings instead of zero or four ("diptera" means "two wings").+ + − + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Happy Conservapedia Day!!!
<big>'''ROCK OPERA FOR ANDY SCHLAFLY'''</big>
[[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|center|HAPPY BIRFDAY]]
[[Category:Insects]]
<center>CHORUS:<br>
He is teh Assfly! Teh Assfly!<br>
Be careful if you get him pissed!<br>
Ass! Teh Assfly!<br>
He’ll smite you with home schooling fists!<br>
Writing all he can, he’s just an ass,<br>
a wiki-er of words making a mess!<br>
He went to Harvard Law,<br>
he’s dull, a major flaw<br>
Born in 1961, weaned in 1994!<br>
He is teh Assfly!<br>
<br>
NARRATOR (Spoken):<br>
Oh look, but there he is, what will he say?<br>
<br>
TEH ASSFLY:<br>
I’m a lonely Schlafly, a lonely Schlafly from Phyl!<br>
I wonder what I’ll write about? I think I’ll write about gays!<br>
<br>
CHORUS:<br>
Assfly! Assfly! Assfly!<br>
<br>
TEH ASSFLY:<br>
I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I've turned into a bug!<br>
I see Bugler! What? I see I think I’ve turned into a bug!<br>
I ain't got no common sense, I think I've turned into a bug!<br>
Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, I'm a lawyer, and I've turned into a bug!<br>
Phyllis like my daddy, I'm her baby, still a baby, like I've turned into a bug!<br>
Yeah! Yeah!<br>
<br>
CHORUS:<br>
He is teh Assfly!<br>
<br>
TEH ASSFLY:<br>
Living like an ass ain't easy!<br>
My Wiki don't seem to need me!<br>
It's gathered up all these huge jerks,<br>
I don't really know 'bout their work<br>
I don't want no vandalizing,<br>
No, I'm just not sympathizing!<br>
Living like an ass ain't easy!<br>
Living like an ass ain't easy!<br>
<br>
JIMBO WALES (Spoken):<br>
Welcome to Wikipedia, Assfly! My name is Jimbo! I don't think you're going to like it here!<br>
<br>
CHORUS:<br>
He is teh Assfly!<br>
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==References==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uaaF83eVig&feature=related With apologies to ''Home Movies'']<br>
[http://www.math.sc.edu/~olmoj/heisfranzkafka.html Lyrics]