Difference between revisions of "Kenneth D. Wald"

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[[Image:conservlogo.png|325px|thumb|right|Internet Toilet Paper]]
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'''Kenneth D. Wald''' is a professor of Political Science at the [[University of Florida]]. He has written several books on the topic of religion and politics in [[America]], [[Great Britain]] and [[Israel]].
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Toilet paper is [[paper]] specifically designed to remove traces of faeces from the [[human]] lower orifice after [[User:Aschlafly|defecation]]. Toilet paper is designed to decompose in a [[Conservapedia|septic tank]] after use, as opposed to facial [[tissue|tissues]], which are not always by design able to do so.
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Toilet paper is known by many names, some of which include "toilet roll", "dunny paper" and "bathroom tissue".
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==Books by Kenneth Wald==
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==Ancient Use of Toilet Paper==
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*[[Religion and Politics in The United States]]
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Toilet paper has played a large roll in human history, without it, the world would surely have descended into [[Conservapedia|chaos]] long ago. The earliest recorded use (or otherwise) of toilet paper was written by the [[China|Chinese]] scholar, Yan Zhitui during the year 589 AD.
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*[[Crosses on the Ballot: Patterns of British Voter Alignment Since 1885]]
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{{Cquote|Paper on which there are quotations or commentaries from Five Classics or the names of sages, I dare not use for toilet purposes}}
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==External Links==
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Before widespread use of toilet paper, many humans would use less gentle methods such as [[leaves]], [[grass]] or even [[shell|seashells]] to deposit their excess leavings.
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[http://www.polisci.ufl.edu/people/faculty/waldk.shtml| University of Florida]
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==Toilet Paper in the Modern Day==
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[[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|175px|left|The current holder of Guiness World Record's "Most Toilet Paper Consumed" record.]]
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With the invention of the [[internet]], toilet paper [[technology]] has advanced dramatically. Whereas in past eras people would wipe their excess [[Conservapedia|excrement]] on sheets of [[paper]], certain [[Conservapedia|websites]] have assumed the same role. While much more convenient, the [[Conservapedia|excrement]] remains in plain sight for all to see, this predicament is known as the "Online [[Conservapedia|Septic Tank]]" issue.
 
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[[Humanity|Select groups]] see this problem as humorous, while at the same time believe the [[Conservapedia|online septic waste]] should be dispatched to the sewer, where it belongs. If left unchecked, it is widely believed that the problem could lead to [[John_McCain|catastrophe]] of [[Great_Flood|biblical proportions]]
 
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==Interesting Notes==
 
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Similar to sightings seen in [[food]] products and [[cloud]] formations, likenesses of the [[Mary|Virgin Mother]] have been seen in used toilet paper. Such sightings are said to fortell great [[User:Aschlafly|mental problems]] to the beholder, as is the same with all sightings regardless of medium.
 
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[[Conservapedia]] is responsible for the decimation of approximately one third of all toilet paper manufacturing in the world. This is largely due to the amount of [[Conservapedia|excrement]] deposited to said site instead of [[god|traditional]] methods of removing excess faeces.
 

Revision as of 00:05, November 28, 2008

Kenneth D. Wald is a professor of Political Science at the University of Florida. He has written several books on the topic of religion and politics in America, Great Britain and Israel.

Books by Kenneth Wald

External Links

University of Florida

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