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===Fire and the omnipotence paradox===

===Fire and the omnipotence paradox===

[[Deceit|Deceitful]] [[Liberal|librulz]] have been known to use stories involving fire which they claim proves the non-existence of [[User:Aschlafly|Jesus]].

[[Deceit|Deceitful]] [[Liberals]] have been known to use stories involving fire which they claim proves the non-existence of [[Jesus]].

{{Cquote|Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?|||[[User:Ed_Poor|Homer Simpson]], Montgomery 13:16.}}

{{Cquote|Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?|||[[User:Ed_Poor|Homer Simpson]], Montgomery 13:16.}}

In order to promote the [[Homosexual agenda]], librul [[Atheism|atheists]] use this quote to try and deny the existence of [[User:Aschlafly|Jesus]]. They claim that if Jesus is all powerful, then to microwave a burrito so hot that he himself attempts to [[John_McCain|eat it]] merely resulting in a cascade of vulgar language followed by a week of skin peeling off the top of his mouth, that would show that he is not all-powerful. However, if he is resilient (or [[Marijuana|high]]) enough to cram it down, then he must not be all powerful as he had intended the burrito could not be consumable.

In order to promote the [[Homosexual agenda]], librul [[Atheism|atheists]] use this quote to try and deny the existence of [[Jesus]]. They claim that if Jesus is all powerful, then to microwave a burrito so hot that he himself attempts to eat it merely resulting in a week of skin peeling off the top of his mouth, that would show that he is not all-powerful. However, if he is resilient enough to cram it down, then he must not be all powerful as he had intended the burrito could not be consumable.

The above is one of many [[Deceit|true]] examples of how [[Alexander_Downer|librulz]] use even means at their disposal, even fire, to promote their [[Evolution|evil]] agendas.

The above is one of many examples of how [[Liberals]] use all means at their disposal, even fire, to promote their agendas.

==See also==

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