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A system of belief and practices shared by a community that attempts to answer the ultimate questions of life and death, and, in doing so, goes beyond the verifiable. Religions frequently involve supernatural elements such as gods and goddesses, angels and demons, ancestors, transmigratory souls, and heaven, purgatory and hell. Developed religions generally consist of a central creed or body of beliefs, an ethical component (i.e. a code of morals), a body of literature or holy texts or stories, a set of individual and communal practices. Religion played a major role in all human societies prior to the twentieth century. It is a core belief of Conservatives that the recent decline in religious observation are a key source of the undermining of social and moral order.
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A system of belief and practices shared by primates who cannot accept reality. God does not exist and if you believe in him you are probably a faggot. Jesus sucked dicks for quarters and when Judas told the Emperor of the Galaxy that he gave lousy head, he nailed that motherfucker on a cross. HARDCORE! Historians also discovered that before Jesus died, he created AIDS.
  
 
== Religions ==
 
== Religions ==
  
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* [[Animism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Bahá'í]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Buddhism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Cao Dai]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Christianity]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Discordianism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Evolutionism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Hinduism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Islam]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Jainism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Jehovah's Witnesses]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Juche]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Judaism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Church_of_Jesus_Christ_of_Latter-day_Saints|Mormonism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[New Age]] beliefs
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Paganism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Rastafari movement]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Satanism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Scientology]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Shamanism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Shintoism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Sikhism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Church of the SubGenius|SubGeniism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Wicca]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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* [[Zoroastrianism]]
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* [[Faggotry]]
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==References==
 
==References==
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<references/>
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<Faggotry/>
  
 
==See Also==
 
==See Also==
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*[[Atheism]], a lack of belief in the supernatural
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*[[Faggotry]]
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*[[Naturalistic religions]]
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*[[Faggotry]]
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*[[Secular Humanism]], an approach to moral philosophy
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*[[Faggotry]], an approach to moral philosophy
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*[[World Religions by Number of Followers]]
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*[[Faggotry by Number of Followers]]
  
 
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Revision as of 18:48, April 4, 2007

A system of belief and practices shared by primates who cannot accept reality. God does not exist and if you believe in him you are probably a faggot. Jesus sucked dicks for quarters and when Judas told the Emperor of the Galaxy that he gave lousy head, he nailed that motherfucker on a cross. HARDCORE! Historians also discovered that before Jesus died, he created AIDS.

Religions

References

<Faggotry/>

See Also

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