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I've protested the whole "fat people = teh evil" trend this site has taken lately, but my words fell on deaf ears. Since everyone seems to be having so much fun doing it, I thought I would throw out some pointers. I personally guarantee these will pierce right through any amount of blubber the person has, so you can score a direct hit on the fatties. I know this because I am one and have experienced many of the following zingers. [[User:SharonW|SharonW]] 23:05, 10 June 2011 (EDT)
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''<big>As an editor with blocking rights, if you need assistance, please email me at CP.SharonW @ gmail.com. No promises, but I'll try my best to help.</big>''
  
# Moo at them - as loudly as you can and in as public of a place as you can. Follow them if they try to leave.
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# Sign them up for catalogues that sell petite clothing.
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# If you're living in a college dorm, get a hold of a piece of their clothing and hang it up in the hallway with a note stating the owner's name and either the size (if a shirt) or the circumference of the waist (if jeans or shorts.)
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# Ask the fat person's significant other/spouse how he or she can stand being around them. Tell them they need psychiatric help.
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# Sign them up for beauty contests. (This was a personal favorite.)
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# Invite them to be in your wedding (if they're female), and then loudly announce at the dress store they're too fat to be presentable.
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As I remember/think of more things to add to the list, I will.
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<big>'''To the inevitable vandal'''</big> - please try to make them amusing or interesting, or at least make me smile. Blanking bores me, crude language neither shocks nor offends me, and filling the page with gibberish is just juvenile.  I'll even rate them if I think you've put some thought and effort into them – using a scale of one paw (loser) to five paws (excellent.)
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But honestly, I'd just prefer that you not vandalize pages here. Thanks! [[User:SharonW|SharonW]] 14:21, 3 August 2011 (EDT)
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== A little bit about me ==
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I'm a wife, a mother of 2 teenagers, owner of many, many cats and a proud and very grateful kidney transplant recipient.
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I love history, literature, sewing, and historical re-enacting. In fact, I met my husband at a re-enactment, some (many) years ago.
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I was raised a Lutheran, but don't attend church regularly as I've come to distrust organized religious institutions, due to some unpleasant personal experiences. I believe in an old Earth. I am a reluctant believer in the Second Amendment even though I hate guns personally, and I do question people's desire for high-power rifles, including my husband. I will always support our soldiers, even though I question the need for wars.
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I don't believe in censorship. I believe facts (with proper citations) should be provided without editorial, because I think readers should be allowed to make their own decisions. I dislike the labels of 'conservative' and 'liberal' as pejoratives. It becomes too easy to attack the person, rather than the idea.
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[[Wikiproject:World History Study Guide articles]]
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Pages I'm interested in expanding/improving:
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[[Florida]]
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[[Orlando, Florida]]
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[[History of Florida]]
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Other Florida-related pages
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Individual [[First Lady]] biography pages
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Individual biography pages of the British royalty

Latest revision as of 20:20, October 20, 2011

As an editor with blocking rights, if you need assistance, please email me at CP.SharonW @ gmail.com. No promises, but I'll try my best to help.


To the inevitable vandal - please try to make them amusing or interesting, or at least make me smile. Blanking bores me, crude language neither shocks nor offends me, and filling the page with gibberish is just juvenile. I'll even rate them if I think you've put some thought and effort into them – using a scale of one paw (loser) to five paws (excellent.)

But honestly, I'd just prefer that you not vandalize pages here. Thanks! SharonW 14:21, 3 August 2011 (EDT)

A little bit about me

I'm a wife, a mother of 2 teenagers, owner of many, many cats and a proud and very grateful kidney transplant recipient.

I love history, literature, sewing, and historical re-enacting. In fact, I met my husband at a re-enactment, some (many) years ago.

I was raised a Lutheran, but don't attend church regularly as I've come to distrust organized religious institutions, due to some unpleasant personal experiences. I believe in an old Earth. I am a reluctant believer in the Second Amendment even though I hate guns personally, and I do question people's desire for high-power rifles, including my husband. I will always support our soldiers, even though I question the need for wars.

I don't believe in censorship. I believe facts (with proper citations) should be provided without editorial, because I think readers should be allowed to make their own decisions. I dislike the labels of 'conservative' and 'liberal' as pejoratives. It becomes too easy to attack the person, rather than the idea.


Wikiproject:World History Study Guide articles


Pages I'm interested in expanding/improving:

Florida

Orlando, Florida

History of Florida

Other Florida-related pages

Individual First Lady biography pages

Individual biography pages of the British royalty