How to write a Conservapedia article

One should speak the truth not talk at length - Democritus

It takes two to speak the truth--one to speak another to hear. - Henry David Thoreau

It is now necessary to warn the writer that her concern for the reader must be pure:  She must sympathize with the reader's plight (most readers are in trouble about half the time).  - E.B. White {modified paraphrase}

Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.

- Gene Fowler