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The '''Saguaro Cactus''' is a [[desert]] plant that grows mainly in the southern portion of the state of [[Arizona]] and southeastern [[California]] and northwestern [[Mexico]].<ref>http://www.desertusa.com/july96/du_saguaro.html</ref> As with most cactus, the Saguaro requires little water and thrives in the desert. It stores water internally and uses it as needed. It grows very slowly, about an inch a year and typically grows to heights of 15 to 50 feet tall. The Gila [[Woodpecker]] and the Gilded Flicker make their home in the Saguaro Cactus by chiseling out small holes in the trunk.
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The '''Saguaro Cactus''' is a [[demonic]] entity that lives in southwestern [[utah]]. It is known for promoting [[athiesm]] through it's pop music [[Compact Disks]] based off of popular artists such as [[Lady Gaga]] and [[Weird Al]]. It lures unsuspecting children to sin at the hands of [[Bill Clinton]], and implants [[alien]] embryos into their chest cavity. They were created by Seth McFarlane, and should be avoided at all costs.  
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The Saguaro Cactus Blossom (''Carnegiea gigantea'') is the official [[state flower]] of the state of [[Arizona]]. <ref>http://www.50states.com/flower/arizona.htm</ref> This pure white flower blooms on the tips of the saguaro cactus during May and June and opens only at night (closing during the day), and reaches about 3 inches in width.
 
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==See also==
 
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*[[Saguaro National Park]]
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*[[Obama]]
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Revision as of 19:21, January 4, 2012

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The Saguaro Cactus is a demonic entity that lives in southwestern utah. It is known for promoting athiesm through it's pop music Compact Disks based off of popular artists such as Lady Gaga and Weird Al. It lures unsuspecting children to sin at the hands of Bill Clinton, and implants alien embryos into their chest cavity. They were created by Seth McFarlane, and should be avoided at all costs.

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