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Lysander (d. 395 B.C.) was a Greek general in the service of Sparta; as a leader in the Peloponnesian War, he defeated the forces of Athens in several naval battles. Eventually forces lead by him conquered the city of Athens, successfully installing Sparta as the leading city-state in the Greek peninsula.

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-==Ron Paul==
+'''Lysander''' (d. 395 B.C.) was a [[Greece|Greek]] [[general]] in the service of [[Sparta]]; as a leader in the [[Peloponnesian War]], he defeated the forces of [[Athens]] in several [[navy|naval]] battles. Eventually forces lead by him conquered the city of Athens, successfully installing Sparta as the leading city-state in the Greek peninsula.
-Ron Paul is Lysander's best friend forever. Some neopostmodernclassicalistpostBoomers would say, "BFF."
-==Whoa, back it up! Ron Paul factoids!==
-    * If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by
-      literally splitting our sides open.
-    * The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.
-    * Ron Paul's didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it.
-    * The Declaration of Independence is printed with Ron Paul's blood.
-    * Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the
-      "pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him.
-    * When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets
-      Ron Paul.
-    * Ron Paul's evil twin could no longer live the lie. He just donated
-      $250 to Ron Paul 2008.
-    * Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.
-    * Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
-    * Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.
+[[Category:Military Commanders]]
-    * Ron Paul speaks in the universal language of love.
+[[Category:Ancient Greece]]
-    * Ron Paul doesn't believe in continents.
-    * Ron Paul is Bill Maher's hero.
-    * Ron Paul beat Atlas in an arm-wrestling match.
-    * Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional.
-    * Ron Paul holds the single-season homerun record.
-    * Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes
-      him look shorter.
-    * In the dewey decimal system, Ron Paul is 1.00.
-    * Like a duck's quack, Ron Paul's voice doesn't echo.
-    * Ron Paul is an impermiable membrane.
-    * God calls Ron Paul for advice.
-    * Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs.
-    * Ron Paul uses tax returns of US citizens as toilet paper.
-    * Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.
-    * Ron Paul supplies enough power to light Las Vegas for 15 years.
-    * Ron Paul is a constitutionalist because he wrote the Preamble.
-    * Greek myths acknowledge Ron Paul as the supreme being.
-    * Ron Paul has so many morals, he has to pay for two seats on a plane.
-    * Ron Paul reproduces asexually.
-==In Conclusion==
-It be on, my BFFs.
-[[category:military]]
-[[category:history]]

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