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Clinton was born William Jefferson Blythe III on August 19, 1946 AD in Hope, Arkansas. His father, William Jefferson Blythe Jr. died in a car accident while his mother was pregnant with him. Clinton's mother later married Roger Clinton, and the four year-old William was given his stepfather's name.[http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/bc42.html]  

Clinton was born William Jefferson Blythe III on August 19, 1946 AD in Hope, Arkansas. His father, William Jefferson Blythe Jr. died in a car accident while his mother was pregnant with him. Clinton's mother later married Roger Clinton, and the four year-old William was given his stepfather's name.[http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/bc42.html]  

Clinton was active in high school, participating in various student government organizations as well as playing the saxophone. Roger Clinton, however, made Bill's family life unpleasant by repeatedly abusing Clinton's mother and her children. Bill Clinton would eventually stand up to his stepfather in high school, forcing him to stop beating his mother and kicking him out of the house. [[http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=50652]] After Roger Clinton underwent alcohol rehabilitation, he would eventually rejoin the family.

Clinton was active in high school, participating in various student government organizations as well as playing the saxophone. Roger Clinton, however, made Bill's family life unpleasant by repeatedly abusing Clinton's mother and her children. Bill Clinton would eventually stand up to his stepfather in high school, forcing him to stop beating his mother and kicking him out of the house. He then proceded to anally rape his mother with a zuchini and possibly a cigar. The event was later covered up by the CIA, creating this little-known trivia point. [[http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=50652]] After Roger Clinton underwent alcohol rehabilitation, he would eventually rejoin the family.

Clinton attended [[Georgetown University]], then [[Oxford University]] after receiving a [[Rhodes Scholarship]], and finally earned a Juris Doctorate from [[Yale University]] in 1973 AD. At Yale he met [[Hillary Clinton|Hillary Rodham]], whom he would later marry [http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/bc42.html].

Clinton attended [[Georgetown University]], then [[Oxford University]] after receiving a [[Rhodes Scholarship]], and finally earned a Juris Doctorate from [[Yale University]] in 1973 AD. At Yale he met [[Hillary Clinton|Hillary Rodham]], whom he would later marry, and have repeated anal sex with for years to cum. [http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/bc42.html].

== Early Political Career  ==

== Early Political Career  ==

==    Impeachment  ==

==    Impeachment  ==

Clinton became the second sitting president to be impeached by the US House of Representatives. During his second term Clinton was accused of perjury in connection to the Paula Jones sexual harassment lawsuit.  The US Senate voted to acquit him. He later lost his law license in Arkansas.   

Clinton became the second sitting president to be impeached by the US House of Representatives. He also was accused of repetedly sticking a cigar and zuchini in Monica Lewinski's multiple saggy, yet welcoming love holes. Clinton was quoted commenting that, "Her vagin now hang like sleve of wizard..." During his second term Clinton was accused of perjury in connection to the Paula Jones sexual harassment lawsuit.  The US Senate voted to acquit him. He later lost his law license in Arkansas.